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Welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It (ask your parents) a comedy podcast where Matt’s Mom, and Matt’s Friend watch an episode of Riverdale, have a couple of drinks, and then explains it to Matt, who has never seen the show in his life! Tune in every Tuesday for goofs about the Archieverse!
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Tuesday Oct 12, 2021
Tuesday Oct 12, 2021
Hello everybody, welcome back to the show that keeps on going, A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we wrestle Season 3 Episode 2 to the ground and boy howdy does it put up a fight. Episode Highlights: Ethel, Ben, and Dilton are WAY too deep into G&G, Archie tries to heal his fellow inmates with a fucking football game, Jughead and Betty meet the Gargoyle King in the woods, and Veronica has become Pop and also Monica Posh, Kevin joins the RROTC, and all the parents have a dark secret that they don't want Jughead and Betty to find out about. Tweet at us where tweets are sent or email us! We would love to chat with all of you! Have a great week, Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By A Gargoyle!
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Tuesday Sep 28, 2021
Tuesday Sep 28, 2021
Hey everybody! Welcome to season three of Riverdale, the show that didn't enough money to buy the rights to D&D! Episode Highlights: Archie volunteers to go to jail for crimes he didn't commit but took credit for, Hiram gets punched, Dilton is the victim of Satanic Panic, Cheryl has a pool party but is sad the whole time, Veronica tries to secret agent her way into a hung jury, and Betty witnesses a weird baby ritual and passes out. If you agree that this show is absolutely banana-pants, then tell us on Twitter or through our email! Have a good week, Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By A Gargoyle King!
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Tuesday Sep 14, 2021
Tuesday Sep 14, 2021
Welcome to the recap everybody! Matt is still amazed that this isn't an elaborate goof he isn't in on, and still hates that Riverdale does the things it does sometimes. Follow us on Twitter and say hi, or send an email our way! Make way for the awfulness that is about to ensue in season three, and remember to be kind and Don't Fuck By A Riot!
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Tuesday Aug 31, 2021
Tuesday Aug 31, 2021
The season finale is here and it's buck-fucking-wild! Episode Highlights: Betty tries to deal with her dad's sins when she didn't even need to, Archie wins the class president and threatens Hiram with a big ol' knife, and then proceeds to get arrested for a murder he took the credit for, Veronica pulls the rug out from under Hiram and buys the white wyrm and trades it for Pops, jughead wakes up from a coma and immediately solves a mystery, then becomes president snakes and makes his bone with Betty, Polly get Alice into a cult, Hal is in a serial killer box, and Hiram assembles an Evil League of Evil for the South Side! Follow us on Twitter and email us if you want to say hi! Rate and review us wherever you are listening! We love you all and don't forget to Be Kind and Fuck in a Nice Hotel Room!
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Tuesday Aug 17, 2021
Tuesday Aug 17, 2021
Hello everybody! This week we cover the penultimate episode of Season 2 of the show that can't not be on fire all the dang time. Episode Highlights: Cheryl wakes up and chooses archery, Veronica catches Fangs shooter and finds out her dad is going to call her mom a slut in front of the whole town, Archie deters gangers with Molotov cocktails and fights a black hood in peak physical condition, Betty and Alice are both told by Hal how he's the black hood and how he's going to kill them now(and then gets knocked the fuck out), and Jughead goes out to the woods and gets his arm all cut up and such. Thanks for listening this week, everybody! Follow us on Twitter and make sure to email us and say hi! Just remember to be kind and don't fuck by a burning dumpster during a riot!
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Tuesday Aug 03, 2021
Tuesday Aug 03, 2021
Welcome back, everybody! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 20 of the show that literally can't slow down for a second to find a rest stop to let the ids pee, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: Veronica gets courted by mob princes and tries(and fails) to start a LEGAL Casino, Betty tries to prove her dad is the Black Hood, Archie starts to like his dad again, Reg is Hirame's new Archie, Jughead tries to save Fangs from being wrongly prosecuted for Midge's death...and Cheryl gets a visit from The Black Hood! If you liked this episode please leave us a review wherever you listen! Follow us on Twitter to stay updated on episodes and other shenanigans, and email us if you want a missive from Jim's dead grandma. And As Always, Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A Fred.
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Tuesday Jul 20, 2021
Tuesday Jul 20, 2021
Welcome back, everybody! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 19 of the kinkiest show on The CW, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: Cheryl writes the Sherrif into the ground, Archie AND Chic get duct-taped to chairs, Chic is revealed to not be the Cooper Brother, Betty feeds Chic to the Black Hood, Veronica gets a million LARGE, and...is Hal the Black Hood?! We hope you enjoyed this week's episode! Please leave us a review wherever you are listening, and follow us on Twitter! Also if you want to chat but don't trust DM's, email us! You might even get a reply from Kim's dead grandma! Have a great week, and remember to Be Kind and Don't Fuck In Your Daddy Pearls!
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Tuesday Jul 06, 2021
Tuesday Jul 06, 2021
Welcome back to this musical disaster everybody! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 18 of the worst show doing the worst musical, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: Lots of singing that we didn't care for, Jughead makes a documentary about the High School Musical, Hirame is a big ol' cartoon villain, Cheryl threatens her mother yet again, and the Black Hood Returns!! Make sure to go follow us on Twitter (unlike SOMEONE on this very podcast) and email us nice things! And Remember, Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A Junkyard Steve!
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Tuesday Jun 22, 2021
Tuesday Jun 22, 2021
Welcome back, everyone! This week we cover Season 2, Episode 17 of Riverdale, the show that is written by a bunch of drunk birds and one high moose! Episode Highlights: The car that Jughead and Betty did so well hiding gets found by Junkyard Steve, Hirame doesn't know how business works, Archie does a little terrorism, F.P and Alice make brisket in a tin can, and Cheryl is saved from the bad nun jail that used to house bootleggers! We hope you have enjoyed this week's episode, and remember to Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A Junkyard Steve!
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Tuesday Jun 08, 2021
Tuesday Jun 08, 2021
Welcome back, everyone! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 17 of the show that thinks it's a bunch of movies that are just really short but still high art, Riverdale! Episode highlights include: Veronica runs for class president and gets put on blast for her bad daddy, Jughead and Betty are running for class presidents after Jughead did a hunger strike(?), Fred gets out of the Lodge contract and decides to actually run for mayor for real this time, and Cheryl gets sent to the Nun Hole so that Toni can lead a jailbreak attempt next episode. Follow us on Twitter for sick Fleets, and email us nice things! And Remember, Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A Hiram!
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