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Welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It (ask your parents) a comedy podcast where Matt’s Mom, and Matt’s Friend watch an episode of Riverdale, have a couple of drinks, and then explains it to Matt, who has never seen the show in his life! Tune in every Tuesday for goofs about the Archieverse!
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Tuesday Jul 20, 2021
Tuesday Jul 20, 2021
Welcome back, everybody! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 19 of the kinkiest show on The CW, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: Cheryl writes the Sherrif into the ground, Archie AND Chic get duct-taped to chairs, Chic is revealed to not be the Cooper Brother, Betty feeds Chic to the Black Hood, Veronica gets a million LARGE, and...is Hal the Black Hood?! We hope you enjoyed this week's episode! Please leave us a review wherever you are listening, and follow us on Twitter! Also if you want to chat but don't trust DM's, email us! You might even get a reply from Kim's dead grandma! Have a great week, and remember to Be Kind and Don't Fuck In Your Daddy Pearls!
Our Email! arrtipod@gmail.com
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Tuesday Jul 06, 2021
Tuesday Jul 06, 2021
Welcome back to this musical disaster everybody! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 18 of the worst show doing the worst musical, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: Lots of singing that we didn't care for, Jughead makes a documentary about the High School Musical, Hirame is a big ol' cartoon villain, Cheryl threatens her mother yet again, and the Black Hood Returns!! Make sure to go follow us on Twitter (unlike SOMEONE on this very podcast) and email us nice things! And Remember, Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A Junkyard Steve!
Our Email! arrtipod@gmail.com
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Tuesday Jun 22, 2021
Tuesday Jun 22, 2021
Welcome back, everyone! This week we cover Season 2, Episode 17 of Riverdale, the show that is written by a bunch of drunk birds and one high moose! Episode Highlights: The car that Jughead and Betty did so well hiding gets found by Junkyard Steve, Hirame doesn't know how business works, Archie does a little terrorism, F.P and Alice make brisket in a tin can, and Cheryl is saved from the bad nun jail that used to house bootleggers! We hope you have enjoyed this week's episode, and remember to Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A Junkyard Steve!
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Tuesday Jun 08, 2021
Tuesday Jun 08, 2021
Welcome back, everyone! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 17 of the show that thinks it's a bunch of movies that are just really short but still high art, Riverdale! Episode highlights include: Veronica runs for class president and gets put on blast for her bad daddy, Jughead and Betty are running for class presidents after Jughead did a hunger strike(?), Fred gets out of the Lodge contract and decides to actually run for mayor for real this time, and Cheryl gets sent to the Nun Hole so that Toni can lead a jailbreak attempt next episode. Follow us on Twitter for sick Fleets, and email us nice things! And Remember, Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A Hiram!
Our email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Tuesday May 25, 2021
Tuesday May 25, 2021
Welcome back, everybody! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 15 of the show that's basically a big game of whisper down the lane, Riverdale! Episode highlights include: CLIFFORD HAS A SECRET WILL FOR SOME REASON, Hiram and Hermione try to get Fred to run for mayor, and the Hermoine does as well, Jughead does some okay detective work and Betty drags Kevin through hell to try to expose Chick. Make sure to hold on to that secret will money with both hands, and don't forget to Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A Hiram!
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Wednesday May 12, 2021
Wednesday May 12, 2021
Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 2, Episode 14 of the all-around bang fest that is The CW's Riverdale! Episode highlights: The gang goes to the Lodge Lodge, Betty gets kinky for Jughead, and everybody back in Riverdale gets saved by watching Love Simon. Overall this episode has the three F's, Fucking, Fighting, and Fmurder. Follow us on Twitter, and Don't forget to Be Kind And Don't Fuck By A Hiram (Or an Andre)!
Our email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Sunday Apr 25, 2021
Sunday Apr 25, 2021
Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 13 of Riverdale: The show with 100% more murders. Highlights for this episode are Jughead has a bad dick, Alice does a murder, Archie gets berated by Agent Fakemen and Hiram goes to a trailer park. Also, Veronica is in Model UN? You can email us because we have an email address and stuff, also follow our Twitter! Lastly, Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A Hiram!!
Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Our email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Tuesday Apr 13, 2021
Tuesday Apr 13, 2021
Hello and welcome back! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 12 of this little savory delight we like to call Riverdale. This week's highlights include meeting Daddy Gravy, Betty starts doing sex work, Jug puts the head back in his name, Archie does mob interning, and Veronica renounces satan and definitely means it! Lots of stuff happens this week and we can barely keep up, but if you could leave some reviews wherever you are listening that would be appreciated! Also, Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A Hiram.
Our email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Tuesday Mar 30, 2021
Tuesday Mar 30, 2021
Hello! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This episode consists of Matt trying to recap the first half of Riverdale Season 2 while having his mom and his friend constantly pulling him off track and going on rants. There's even a good ol' Zach Snyder rant in there for your listening pleasure. Things are heating up(?) so make sure to Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A Hirame.
Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Our email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Tuesday Mar 16, 2021
Tuesday Mar 16, 2021
Welcome back, everybody! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 11 of The CW show with the tallest person to ever walk the earth in it, Riverdale! Episode Highlights include: Archie suddenly getting better at doing an FBI, Betty's "brother" causing drama for the Cooper household, Jughead being the whitest knight, and Veronica makes her own pussycats. Follow us on Twitter, and don't forget to Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A Hirame!
Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com