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Welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It (ask your parents) a comedy podcast where Matt’s Mom, and Matt’s Friend watch an episode of Riverdale, have a couple of drinks, and then explains it to Matt, who has never seen the show in his life! Tune in every Tuesday for goofs about the Archieverse!
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Nov 23, 2021
Nov 23, 2021
1hr 36 min
Hey everybody, welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Thorugh It! This week we cover Season 3 Episode 5 of the show that gets better sometimes, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: Veronica finds out about the fight club and decides to break Archie out, Betty assembles to B(etty) Team consisting of Reg, Josie, and Kevin, Betty sends the B(etty) Team to some parent investigation that goes poorly, Betty tries to enlist a crazed Jughead to join their mission, Jughead instead creates a G&G module around the real-life breakout which does not help Betty at all, Archie is put up against Mad Dog who he tries to bring with him but Mad Dog is too big for escape tunnels and instead holds off the warden's guards, After the successful getaway Warden Norton kills himself because he failed his quest that aligned with Jugheads module, And to top it off the B-Team minus betty starts their own G&G game. Thank you for listening to this week's episode! Follow our Twitter and tell us how we are doing! If you have something longer to say, email it to us! Have a great week, Be Kind and Don't Fuck, and Get Branded!
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Nov 9, 2021
Nov 9, 2021
1hr 25 min
Episode Highlights: Betty asks her mom a deeply personal question about her past and she says, "Shut up and yes". All the parents of the main cast went to detention together, made unlikely friendships, found a creepy RPG that they then got hooked on, found another group playing the same game(Also the parents of the main cast), and decided to join the two groups. They all then proceeded to get violently high, except for Alice who was given the choice to flip for her fate with the chalices, saw the gargoyle king; who then killed their principal. Back in the modern-day, Betty confirms the story and goes to tell Jughead at the bunker, but he's already too far gone. If you liked this week's episode, let us know on Twitter or through our email! Have a good week, fold your laundry, and Don't Fuck in or around a Hall(Anthony Micheal or otherwise)!
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Oct 26, 2021
Oct 26, 2021
1hr 36 min
Welcome everybody to A Riverdale Runs Through It... NIGHTS!! This week we get winded talking about Season 3 Episode 3 of the show with the most sets of narrative stairs ever, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: Farm comes to school, Veronica opens the speakeasy, Archie becomes the new Mad Dog, Veronica gets framed for Jingle Jangle, Jughead plays G&G to get the rule book, Betty confronts her mom about spilling secrets to the farm cult, Veronica finds Hiram's drug lab and uses it as blackmail to get more money out of him, and Ethel tries to drink the poisoned fresh-aid and is sent the hospital. Follow us on Twitter and say Hi! or if that's not your thing, we have an email you can use to say Hi! We love the fan mail and the interactions we have been having, and it warms our hearts to know people actually listen to this dumb show we do. Have a great week, and FOR REAL DO NOT FUCK IN OR BY A BUNKER!!
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Oct 12, 2021
Oct 12, 2021
1hr 52 min
Hello everybody, welcome back to the show that keeps on going, A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we wrestle Season 3 Episode 2 to the ground and boy howdy does it put up a fight. Episode Highlights: Ethel, Ben, and Dilton are WAY too deep into G&G, Archie tries to heal his fellow inmates with a fucking football game, Jughead and Betty meet the Gargoyle King in the woods, and Veronica has become Pop and also Monica Posh, Kevin joins the RROTC, and all the parents have a dark secret that they don't want Jughead and Betty to find out about. Tweet at us where tweets are sent or email us! We would love to chat with all of you! Have a great week, Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By A Gargoyle!
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Sep 28, 2021
Sep 28, 2021
1hr 47 min
Hey everybody! Welcome to season three of Riverdale, the show that didn't enough money to buy the rights to D&D! Episode Highlights: Archie volunteers to go to jail for crimes he didn't commit but took credit for, Hiram gets punched, Dilton is the victim of Satanic Panic, Cheryl has a pool party but is sad the whole time, Veronica tries to secret agent her way into a hung jury, and Betty witnesses a weird baby ritual and passes out. If you agree that this show is absolutely banana-pants, then tell us on Twitter or through our email! Have a good week, Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By A Gargoyle King!
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Sep 14, 2021
Sep 14, 2021
1hr 29 min
Welcome to the recap everybody! Matt is still amazed that this isn't an elaborate goof he isn't in on, and still hates that Riverdale does the things it does sometimes. Follow us on Twitter and say hi, or send an email our way! Make way for the awfulness that is about to ensue in season three, and remember to be kind and Don't Fuck By A Riot!
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Aug 31, 2021
Aug 31, 2021
1hr 56 min
The season finale is here and it's buck-fucking-wild! Episode Highlights: Betty tries to deal with her dad's sins when she didn't even need to, Archie wins the class president and threatens Hiram with a big ol' knife, and then proceeds to get arrested for a murder he took the credit for, Veronica pulls the rug out from under Hiram and buys the white wyrm and trades it for Pops, jughead wakes up from a coma and immediately solves a mystery, then becomes president snakes and makes his bone with Betty, Polly get Alice into a cult, Hal is in a serial killer box, and Hiram assembles an Evil League of Evil for the South Side! Follow us on Twitter and email us if you want to say hi! Rate and review us wherever you are listening! We love you all and don't forget to Be Kind and Fuck in a Nice Hotel Room!
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Aug 17, 2021
Aug 17, 2021
1hr 46 min
Hello everybody! This week we cover the penultimate episode of Season 2 of the show that can't not be on fire all the dang time. Episode Highlights: Cheryl wakes up and chooses archery, Veronica catches Fangs shooter and finds out her dad is going to call her mom a slut in front of the whole town, Archie deters gangers with Molotov cocktails and fights a black hood in peak physical condition, Betty and Alice are both told by Hal how he's the black hood and how he's going to kill them now(and then gets knocked the fuck out), and Jughead goes out to the woods and gets his arm all cut up and such. Thanks for listening this week, everybody! Follow us on Twitter and make sure to email us and say hi! Just remember to be kind and don't fuck by a burning dumpster during a riot!
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Aug 3, 2021
Aug 3, 2021
1hr 56 min
Welcome back, everybody! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 20 of the show that literally can't slow down for a second to find a rest stop to let the ids pee, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: Veronica gets courted by mob princes and tries(and fails) to start a LEGAL Casino, Betty tries to prove her dad is the Black Hood, Archie starts to like his dad again, Reg is Hirame's new Archie, Jughead tries to save Fangs from being wrongly prosecuted for Midge's death...and Cheryl gets a visit from The Black Hood! If you liked this episode please leave us a review wherever you listen! Follow us on Twitter to stay updated on episodes and other shenanigans, and email us if you want a missive from Jim's dead grandma. And As Always, Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A Fred.
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Jul 20, 2021
Jul 20, 2021
1hr 40 min
Welcome back, everybody! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 19 of the kinkiest show on The CW, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: Cheryl writes the Sherrif into the ground, Archie AND Chic get duct-taped to chairs, Chic is revealed to not be the Cooper Brother, Betty feeds Chic to the Black Hood, Veronica gets a million LARGE, and...is Hal the Black Hood?! We hope you enjoyed this week's episode! Please leave us a review wherever you are listening, and follow us on Twitter! Also if you want to chat but don't trust DM's, email us! You might even get a reply from Kim's dead grandma! Have a great week, and remember to Be Kind and Don't Fuck In Your Daddy Pearls!
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