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Welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It (ask your parents) a comedy podcast where Matt’s Mom, and Matt’s Friend watch an episode of Riverdale, have a couple of drinks, and then explains it to Matt, who has never seen the show in his life! Tune in every Tuesday for goofs about the Archieverse!
Episodes
Jul 12, 2026
Jul 12, 2026
1hr 47 min
Tasting Notes Include: Forcing Tiny Tony to Grow Up Fast, Percival being Immortal, but not Invulnerable, Archie being a General in the War for Good and Evil, Percival can teleport, but his clothes can't, Powers get turned on their users, Percy gets got by the Devil, A Comet is coming to crash into Riverdale and also the World.
So Sorry about how long it took to get these episodes out. Life is dark and full of terrors. Say hi on Social Media because we love to hear from you!
Our Socials: @Riverdale Runs on Bluesky and riverdale_runs on Insta
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Jun 28, 2026
Jun 28, 2026
1hr 31 min
Tasting Notes Include: Tabitha is Doctor Strange, Jughead opens doors, God and the Devil play Chess, and the Devil Wins, They have returned to Rivervale.
We are on the internet like sasquashes are in the woods, but reach out to us if you'd like to say hi.
Our Socials: @RiverdaleRuns on Bluesky and riverdale_runs on Instagram
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Mar 8, 2026
Mar 8, 2026
1hr 52 min
Tasting Notes Include: Flashes of the Sweet Here After, Jughead not wanting to be alive, Sabrina coming to Town, Sabrina loving dead people so much that she takes them on a date, Cheryl using fire to resurrect those who died in the plagues, Percival verbally abusing Kevin and Reg going to Rome.
Reach Out to us Via Instagram or Email! We'd love to hear from you!
Our Insta: riverdale_runs
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Feb 22, 2026
Feb 22, 2026
1hr 45 min
Hey all! We are so sorry for the delay, but life has been crazy lately. Anyway, here are some Tasting Notes: Plagues, Plagues, Multiverses, More Plagues, and SABRINA!!
Find us on the internet or email us!! We love hearing from you!
Our Socials: Bluesky-@RiverdaleRuns / Insta-riverdale_runs
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Feb 1, 2026
Feb 1, 2026
1hr 25 min
Tasting Notes Include: Serial Killer Convention, Bachelorette Party, Both Things Happening at the same time in the same building, TBK finally eating Lead, Betty almost kissing Giselle, Archie and Betty talking about the future, Jughead being totally sober while alone in the bunker, Some Guy getting illegal weapons like its easy as pie.
We are on the internet, and have an email so reach out to us!
Our Socials: insta-riverdale_runs / bluesky-RiverdaleRuns
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Dec 14, 2025
Dec 14, 2025
1hr 32 min
Tasting Notes Include: Reg becoming a ventriloquist, Percival becomes Jughead, Jughead becomes unable to turn off his powers, Cheryl becomes unseeable and called a hot witch by HER hot witch, Charles is released from jail, because jail thinks he's gonna die anyway, Veronica is a normal human person who can process blood, Betty Prevents Charles Murder and Archie asks nicely to be in a union please.
We have socials that you can reach out to us on, or we have an email that we check more often!
Our Socials: Bluesky-RiverdaleRuns / Instagram-riverdale_runs
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Nov 2, 2025
Nov 2, 2025
1hr 41 min
Tasting Notes Include: Cheryl is in league with a hot witch that talks to ghosts, Jughead grwos more powerful and turns his power into a way of making money with Veronica, Veronica makes Jughead delete a Memory from Reg's head, Ghosts Trains, Betty getting a new best friend, Betty and said Best Friend genetically test everyone in the town, Archie has to Move Pop's over somewhere else.
Our Socials: Bluesky-@RiverdaleRuns / Insta-riverdale_runs
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Oct 12, 2025
Oct 12, 2025
1hr 39 min
Tasting Notes Include: Toxic, Forging Archie into a weapon, Jughead rooting around in Betty's head, hate for Boars Head, Love for Moon Bones.
We are very happy to be back on the airwaves. We are still on Bluesky and also still have an email, so hit us up on those platforms!
Our Socials: Bluesky:@RiverdaleRuns / Insta: riverdale_runs
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Jul 10, 2025
Jun 17, 2025
Jun 17, 2025
2hr 8 min
Tasting Notes Include: Cameos, Book-Related Ailments, Veronica not having powers still, Reg being obstinate about being able to read, an Allentown, PA shoutout, and the Devil's mind control not working for people who can't follow the letter of the instructions!
Thanks so much for listening this week, gang! As always, hit us up on the internet or via our email! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Return your overdue books, and Don't Fuck By Magic!
Our Socials-Bluesky:@RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com