A Riverdale Runs Through It
ARRTI 14: Hot Goss In The Woods

ARRTI 14: Hot Goss In The Woods

November 17, 2020

IT'S RECAP TIME FOLKS!! After 13 weeks of slow and careful explaining, Matt has consumed ALL of Season One of The Soon-To-Be-Classic...Riverdale! This episode covers Matt's Thoughts, Comments, and some slight goofs. There are also Mouth Pall Ratings and Jim's Names For Things in his Holy Spread Sheet. Lastly, we have a called shots section at the end to predict what we think will happen in the season to come! We will see you after our two-week break to recoup, and re-up to goof more on this wild ride of a show. Until then make sure to Be Kind, And Don't Fuck By A River!

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ARRTI 13: A Real…Cliff-hanger(S1: E13)

ARRTI 13: A Real…Cliff-hanger(S1: E13)

November 10, 2020

FINALE TIME BAY-BEE!! Archie punches a River to death, Jughead goes to bad kid school, and Cheryl burns down her own house! This week's episode is crazy and this is also crazy, but two things in this world are certain. Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By A River!

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ARRTI 12: Jupiter Ascending Has Nothing To Do With This (S1:E12)

ARRTI 12: Jupiter Ascending Has Nothing To Do With This (S1:E12)

November 3, 2020

This week on ARRTI: We talk about Jupiter Ascending for WAY TOO LONG! Also, everything is revealed!! Jerry stole the sheriff's murder board, F.P confesses to the murder, and then the REAL MURDERER IS CONFRONTED!! There are a lot of twists and turns but one thing to keep in mind is to Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By A River!

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ARRTI 11: All Roads Lead To Pop’s (S1: E11)

ARRTI 11: All Roads Lead To Pop’s (S1: E11)

October 27, 2020

Welcome back to ARRTI everybody! This week we cover Season 1, Episode 11 of this Maple infused fugue state of the CW classic Riverdale! This episode's story beats include: Alice Cooper getting BURNED TO A KWISP, F.P. Jones (a.k.a Framed Person) getting framed for a crime he didn't do, and Archie just really turning that creep knob up to 11. We love you all and remember to Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A River!

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ARRTI 10: Jughead No Like A Party (S1:E10)

ARRTI 10: Jughead No Like A Party (S1:E10)

October 20, 2020

Hello everyone! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This episode covers Season 1, Episode 10 of the maple syrup covered neon drug trip known in many tongues as Riverdale. Story beats of this episode include: Veronica doing her part in the River-Vixens Dancemocracy, Archie gets over his ex by jumping the gun on alcoholism, and Jughead HATES HIS BIRTHDAY!!

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ARRTI 9: The Ballad of Ethel Muggs (S1: E9)

ARRTI 9: The Ballad of Ethel Muggs (S1: E9)

October 13, 2020

Hey, friends! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we go through Season 1 Episode 9 of Riverdale with a fine-toothed comb! Some Story beats include Cheryl calling Fred a DILF which is not okay, we find out that the town of Riverdale is a Maple anomaly and CAN TAP TREES IN THE WINTER, and Polly does some super pregnant spy work. If you would like to suggest a drink for Matt's Mom to imbibe during the show send them to arrtipod@gmail.com. Also, go to theleagueoffriendlyjests.com and check out some awesome shows like Verbal Yeet Machine, and Some Story. And remember to Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By A River!

ARRTI 8: How Is Babby Showered? (S1: E8)

ARRTI 8: How Is Babby Showered? (S1: E8)

October 6, 2020

Hello All! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week, Matt's Mom drinks an entire bottle of pink wine and Jim tries to keep her on track while she tries to recount Season 1, Episode 8 of the neon backlit acid trip that is Riverdale. Story Beats include: High School students go to a bar, Moose getting beat up real bad, and Kevin just being the best boy on television. You can request drinks for Matt's mom to drink by submitting them to arrtipod@gmail.com. Also, we are part of The League Of Friendly Jests, so go check out Verbal Yeet Machine, Some Story, and read some articles from Correspondence From The Sunny Side. Lastly, Please Be Kind, And Don't Fuck By A River!

ARRTI 7: F.P. Jones, The Man of Many Names (S1:E7)

ARRTI 7: F.P. Jones, The Man of Many Names (S1:E7)

September 29, 2020

Hello Riverheads! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This episode we cover Season 1, Episode 7 of The CW's flagship show Riverdale! Story beats include Jughead living under the stairs like an emo Harry Potter, literally everyone in the town looking for Polly, F.P Jones getting a job, and us trying to figure out what F.P stands for. We are now part of The League Of Friendly Jests, a podcast network/media company. Go check out podcasts like Some Story, and Verbal Yeet Machine. Or read some satirical news from Correspondence From The Sunny Side! Also, you can contact us at our email arrtipod@gmail.com to suggest drinks for Matt's Mom to tank during the episode. Lastly, Be Kind, Vote for Joe Biden, And Don't Fuck By A River.

ARRTI 6: Hot Rectangle Dads and Mouth Pals(W/ Matt’s friend Jim)(S1:E6)

ARRTI 6: Hot Rectangle Dads and Mouth Pals(W/ Matt’s friend Jim)(S1:E6)

September 22, 2020

Hello all! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! The podcast where, this week, Matt's Mom and friend Jim, watch Episode 6 of the well-known horny fever dream known as Riverdale. Story points include A very short talent show, Betty's sister in a Nun hole with buff nuns, and Archie being freaked out by a werewolf mask THAT HE OWNS! This episode is also special because ARRTI is now part of The League Of Friendly Jests! Go to theleagueoffriendlyjests.com to check out shows like Some story and verbal Yeet Machine! Also, you can contact us at arrtipod@gmail.com to tell us if we are funny or not. Lastly, Remember to Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By A River!

ARRTI 5: Betty’s Hot Mug O ‘Chup(S1:E5)

ARRTI 5: Betty’s Hot Mug O ‘Chup(S1:E5)

September 15, 2020

Hey all! Welcome to episode 5 of A Riverdale Runs Through It! We cover Season 1 Episode 5 of this sad poem wrapped in drama and deep-fried in coconut oil otherwise known as Riverdale. Story beats in this episode include Archie's playing hand being in jeopardy, Betty's got an interrodate with Trent, and Cherly can't stop sleeping in her dead brother's bed! Email us at arrtipod@gmail.com to suggest a drink for Matt's Mom to nurse while they record! And remember to Be Kind and Don't Screw By A River!

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