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Welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It (ask your parents) a comedy podcast where Matt’s Mom, and Matt’s Friend watch an episode of Riverdale, have a couple of drinks, and then explains it to Matt, who has never seen the show in his life! Tune in every Tuesday for goofs about the Archieverse!
Episodes

Jun 3, 2025
Jun 3, 2025
1hr 15 min
Tasting Notes Include: Fog, Thick Wind, The Lightest Rain You've Ever Seen, Fog Instigated Therapy, Possibly Babies, Fuggin in Schools, Fangs Going Nutso, Devil Mayor, Doctor Strange-Pops, and Jughead Destined to Die Once More.
Thank you all for your patience, we apologize for the long hiatus, but we are BACK NOW, BABY! Go hit us up on our Social Media Platforms or yell directly at us via Email!
Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Gather As Many Cocktail Umbrella's As you Can, and Don't Fuck the Fog Therapist!
Our Socials- Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Insta: riverdale_runs
Our Email- arrtipod@gmail.com

May 29, 2025
May 29, 2025
31 sec
Sorry for the hiatus, gang, we are trying our best to finish this accursed show, we promise.
In the mean time, Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, make sure all your electronics work, and Don't Fuck By an episopde of this show, BYE!

Apr 22, 2025
Apr 22, 2025
1hr 59 min
Tasting Notes Include: Angelic Jughead, Tabitha can Quantum Leap, Sundown Towns, Doxxing J. Edgar Hoover, Leaving a body behind when she dies(?), The Devil is also Indiana Jones, I am Legion, Braining Someone with a Can of Soup, and then Freezing Him to Death, Why can't Jug have a Guardian Angel, Powers Posse At Pops, Tabs being Trained for War, Bleak Look Into the Future, A-Pops-colypse!
Thanks for tuning in this week! We are on the internet (allegedly), so hit us up there or(more effectively)email us with your holy grail refreshments, and we will shout them out in the next episode! As Always Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Gather Your Own Powers Posse and Don't Fuck By a Quantum Leap!
Our Socials-Bluesky:@RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs
Our Email- arrtipod@gmail.com

Apr 8, 2025
Apr 8, 2025
1hr 41 min
Tasting Notes: Archie is the Toughest until he isn't, Spontaneous Human Combustion is Fart Based, The X-Files exists, Toni and Veronica are fighting about who gets more business and also a sign outside of town, and Cheryl is a Firestarter.
Thank you for listening. You can find us on the Internet if you'd like! Or email us, and we'll shout you out in the podcast! Have a great week, find joy where you can, wear regular sunglasses, and Don't Fuck by Palladium if you are unbreakable
Our Socials- Bluesky:@RiverdaleRuns / Instagram:riverdale_runs
Our Email: arrtipod@gmailcom

Mar 25, 2025
Mar 25, 2025
1hr 46 min
Tasting Notes Include: US BEING BACK BABY, Abigail trying to poison the gang with muffins and pancakes, The Devil making his way onto the Council while also having mind control, Archie taking the moral high ground and DOESN'T punch The Devil, Gang Violence, and More mind control.
Follow us on the internet or email us now that we are back on the airwaves! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Flip off a Cybertruck, Be Kind and Don't Fuck by a Horse in a Casino!
Our Socials: Bluesky:@RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Jan 14, 2025
Jan 14, 2025
1hr 38 min
Tasting Notes Include Rehabilitating the Homeless, Shipping out the Homeless so they aren't Riverdale's problem anymore, Percival Pickins being a little scamp, Archied building Tiny Homes, Cheryl being in Brain Jail, Nana Rose Being in Barn Dungeon, and Jughead being Non-Magnetic Magneto
Feel free to email us or follow us on the internet! If you have the funds, please donate to California relief funds. Have A Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Try To Read People's Minds, and Don't Fuck by Tiny Homes!
Our Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Dec 31, 2024
Dec 31, 2024
1hr 37 min
Tasting Notes Include: Hot Godsons, Cheryl's Soul being In the Mirror-verse, Archie Becoming Breakable, Jughead becoming Deaf, TBK being Sneaky, and Dennis being the Trash Bag Killer
Follow us on the Internet if you want to, but more importantly, email us to let us know you're alive! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, You Know Baker Street, Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By Your Own Kryptonite.
Our Socials: Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Dec 17, 2024
Dec 17, 2024
1hr 44 min
Tasting Notes Include: Unbreakable(He's Alive Damn it!), Betty's Bad-Vibes-O-Meter, Jughead as Upside Down Daredevil, Veroinca Killing her own Dad(Offscreen though), and Nana Rose Stealing the Show and the souls of those who live with her.
Hit us up on Instagram or Bluesky(if you can find us), or just email us like the early settlers used to do! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where YOu Can, Get the doctor-recommended amount of Z's, Be Kind, and Don't Fuck by Super Power Explosion!
Our Socials: Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Nov 26, 2024
Nov 26, 2024
1hr 10 min
Tasting Notes Include: There was not a lot of actual talking about the show Riverdale due to, y'know, the state of everything and everyone.
Find us on the internet if you need someone to talk to, either on Socials or through our Email. Have a Great Week, Be Kind, Check Underneath your Bed for Bombs before You Fuck, and Don't Fuck By the First 5 Episodes of the 6th Season of Riverdale!
Our Socials: Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Nov 12, 2024
Nov 12, 2024
1hr 28 min
Tasting Notes Include: Creation, Destruction, Science, Fuggin, Paradoxes, and Jugheads Bad Writing
Go follow us on the internet(if you dare) or email us! We like the ladder form of communication better! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Don't Sleep Walk into Parallel Universe, and Don't Fuck By a Sausage-Based Homunculi!
Our Socials: Bluesky/Twitter: @RiverdaleRuns / Insta: riverdale_runs
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
