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Welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It (ask your parents) a comedy podcast where Matt’s Mom, and Matt’s Friend watch an episode of Riverdale, have a couple of drinks, and then explains it to Matt, who has never seen the show in his life! Tune in every Tuesday for goofs about the Archieverse!
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Feb 28, 2023
Feb 28, 2023
1hr 39 min
Well gang, they weren't lying about ANYTHING. We keep up the theme of not wanting to talk about Riverdale and instead talking about good media. Hit us up on social media! We love internet friends. If you are too cool for social media and just do emails, we have one of those too! Matt and his Mom will be on a cruise so we are taking a month off to do that, so you guys get to rest and recover from the 2nd hand insanity of this show! Have a great month, find joy where you can, cook a nice meal for yourself, and Don't Fuck by A ROCKET!
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Feb 14, 2023
Feb 14, 2023
1hr 53 min
Veronica makes her fathers rum the same but different, Football sucks and we hate it, Archies Uncle gives Monroe drugs to play the game even after he got beat up by fancy school, Betty does some digging for some dirt on fancy school and she finds out that Jughead is in the stupid secret society, and Jughead got into Yale! That is it for this week! Follow us on the internet or email us if you so desire! Have a great week, find joy where you can, take up a new hobby, and Don't Fuck by a Rum distillery!
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Jan 31, 2023
Jan 31, 2023
1hr 49 min
This week, Archie disregards therapy and fights with F.P., Jughead finds his forest pee-paw who actually sold the BBU to F.J Dupont. Meanwhile, Veronica puts on one last rager in front of a college recruiter who LOVES IT and Betty deprograms herself(?) from the farm's hypnosis with help from Charles. Oh, and it turns out Penelope was gaslighting Cheryl from inside the walls of ThistleHouse so that means that Jason gets a Viking funeral I guess. Hit us up on our Socials or our Email! We have shirts! Be Kind, find joy where you can, study the sword, and Don't Fuck by a Viking Funeral!
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Jan 17, 2023
Jan 17, 2023
1hr 59 min
Everybody gets healed by the school's guidance counselor...except Archie. That's it, that's the whole episode. If you want to reach out and say hi on the internet, either on Instagram or Twitter OR our email! Have a great week, find joy where you can, try out an eye patch, and see what your friends think, Be kind, and Don't Fuck by Therapy.
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Jan 3, 2023
Jan 3, 2023
2hr 11 min
Jughead and Betty both fuck and call a shot that becomes a reality. Hiram, Hermoine, F.P., and Alice make Pop work on Thanksgiving and get into a big ol' fight in the speakeasy. Cheryl and Toni make Cheryl's aunt think that they fed her the remains of her husband, and Archie doesn't know how to pressure cook a turkey, which ends up saving many people's lives. Hit us up on Twitter(@RiverdaleRuns) and Instagram(riverdale_runs) or our email if you feel so inclined(arrtipod@gmail.com). Be Kind and Don't Fuck by a Secret Society!
Dec 20, 2022
Dec 20, 2022
2hr 13 min
This episode includes Jughead going crazy and finding out his hero stole his grandpappy's book, Archie getting into a competition to see who can have the most kids on his side, Betty and Kevin confronting Charles(who is a recovering drug addict), and Veronica hating her long lost sister for being daddy's favorite. Say hi to us on the internet wherever you can! Also buy a tee shirt if you want! Lastly, have a great week, find joy where you can, try making a new sandwich, and Don't Fuck by a talkative Jim!
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Dec 6, 2022
Dec 6, 2022
2hr 14 min
In this episode, Jughead is bad at Werewolf but so is everyone else, Betty and Kevin give the junior FBI the ol' college try, Archie gets maced and then threatens the whole neighborhood to stop them from being mean to him, and Veronica does some more blackmail. Also, Hiram wants to run for mayor. We have t-shirts that support the Abortion Care Network, go buy them! Tag us on Twitter with your shirt on (please) and we will shout you out! That's it, We Love you, Find Joy where you can, Have a great week, try a rubix cube maybe, and Don't Fuck by Gilderoy Lockheart!
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Nov 22, 2022
Nov 22, 2022
1hr 59 min
Our boy Jughead Jones gets buried alive, Toni gets very gaslit by Cheryl, Nana Rose is fucking Nick Fury, Archie is itching to become a vigilante, Betty is harassed by her sister pretending to be her dead father, and Jughead's brother invites jugheads girlfriend into the junior FBI. BUY SOME SHIRTS WE HAVE THEM NOW!! The Links to the shirts are on our Twitter(@RiverdaleRuns) and our Instagram(riverdale_runs). Also, reach out to us through our email(arrtipod@gmail.com)! Have a great week, Be Kind, bake some bread or something, and Don't Fuck By A Corpse!
Nov 21, 2022
Nov 21, 2022
2hr 13 min
Wow...does this episode really test us, and our will to keep watching. In this episode, Jughead gets bullied at Fancy school and we wonder why the culmination of all the milk and toast ever made knows so much about Jughead. Betty gets together with the FBI to get the Farm, but Edgar tries to ESCAPE IN A FUCKING ROCKET HE MADE OH MY GOD IM GONNA DIE, Archie puts all his money into the halfway house and his mom is like "ugh fine", then veronica changes her last name. This week was wild, you can talk to us on Twitter or through email, whichever is easier. Lastly, have a great week, find joy where you can Play in a sand pit sometimes see how it feels, and PLEASE DON'T FUCK IN A HOMEMADE ROCKET!
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Oct 25, 2022
Oct 25, 2022
2hr 25 min
Welcome to Season four everybody! This episode was denser than a fruit cake so sorry for the length of this ep. What happened was basically Monroe (Formally Mad Dog) is now the big strong football boy and Reg isn't happy about that, Reg then faces his abusive father with Archies help, and Betty works with Jughead's brother to track where the farm went through Kevin's who has been in contact with Fangs but they fumble the bag. Jughead gets put in fancy school because of his fancy writer brain and Veronica puts on the Monica Posh wig again. Let us know how we are doing through the internet either on Twitter or through our email! Have a great week, Find Joy where you can, figure out what is in gnocchi, and get back to me I'm interested, and Don't Fuck in the FBI Bunker!
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