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Welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It (ask your parents) a comedy podcast where Matt’s Mom, and Matt’s Friend watch an episode of Riverdale, have a couple of drinks, and then explains it to Matt, who has never seen the show in his life! Tune in every Tuesday for goofs about the Archieverse!
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Oct 11, 2022
Oct 11, 2022
1hr 42 min
Hello everybody! Welcome back to the waking nightmare that we have created for ourselves! In this episode, Matt goes raving mad as he recounts the back half of season three. Friends become enemies, enemies become friends, tears are shed, hugs are given, and most importantly...we all get hook hands. Say hi to us on Twitter or email us! We love hearing from you! See you in season 4! Be Kind, find joy where you can, try on some wet wear, but please Don't Fuck in Rain Pants.
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Sep 27, 2022
Sep 27, 2022
2hr 5 min
We have crawled all the way to the end of season three of this god-forsaken show, it's A Riverdale Runs Through It! The Highlights of this episode are: Archie gets to keep Punch Camp after Hirame was arrested, Penelope is told that the Farm is grabbing up organs and retrieving Betty, and Penelope then gathers the "Midnight Children" to have them do quests to survive the night. It is revealed that she is the real Garg King and she is being helped by a red-haired Chick(the fake brother), the gang survives the night, there is a clash of gangs, Hal is killed, and the farm leaves Kevin behind to say they left. It is also revealed that Alice was working undercover with the FBI to arrest Edgar and the agent that enlisted the children is actually the real lost brother Charles. Come let us know if you were a Zathura or Jumanji kid on our Twitter, and if you need counseling, feel free to email us. With that, have a great week, try out some different foods you may have never tried before, be Kind, and Don't Fuck by A Cute Cthulu.
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Our email is arrtipod@gmail.com
Sep 20, 2022
Sep 20, 2022
2hr 8 min
Oh! We found you after all this time! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It, the show that can't seem to release an episode on time. This week we are coming in hot with the penultimate episode of Season 3! Here is what happened, The Farm harvests organs instead of produce, Betty tries to take it down from the inside and gets hypnotized while jughead goes out and runs away from a bunch of kids in the forest and then he traps the Black Hood in a bus, Veronica and Archie concoct a plan to get Hirame arrested which ends up almost killing Archie. Oh and Archie gets cock blocked by Reg. We hope you enjoyed this episode this week! You can tell us how much you liked it on our Twitter or through electronic mail! Have a great week, find joy where you can, Be Kind, and Don't Fuck in a bus with a hook hand man. Bye!
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Our email is arrtipod@gmail.com
Aug 23, 2022
Aug 23, 2022
1hr 52 min
Hello everybody! Welcome back to the most extended poop joke on the internet, A Riverdale Runs Through It! Coming in hot with Season 3, Episode 20 of the show that wants you to join the Navy, Riverdale! This episode consists of Archie being too good at cutting weight for two fights in one day, Cheryl vowing to burn the Farm to the ground, and stomping the ashes into smaller ashes because they told her she couldn't be Prom Queen. Betty and Jughead set a trap to catch the Garg King at Prom, but Hook Hand Black Hood shows up and foils the plan. Then Betty says her Hook Handed Bad Daddy is coming for Alice because she married Edgar Evernever. Follow us on Twitter (@RiverdaleRuns) or email us to say hi! On that note, have a great week, find joy where you can, give yourself a little treat for doing a chore, and Don't Fuck with a Hook Hand!
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Aug 2, 2022
Aug 2, 2022
1hr 46 min
Welcome back to your bi-weekly dose of mental anguish everybody! This week the Jones family has to play G&G to get Jellybean back which entails F.P getting shot and Gladys pulling out some crazy ninja moves. Betty finds out that Evelyn is actually married to Edgar and works the kids while Edgar works the adults. Josie breaks up with Archie and goes on tour with her dad, and Archie vows to never punch again until Veronica asks nicely. Follow us on Twitter(@RiverdaleRuns) to say hi, or email us to say high because we love those things and all of you! Find joy where you can, have a great week, vow to kill your uncle who killed your father, and Don't Fuck In or Around a Sauna. Bye!
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Jul 19, 2022
Jul 19, 2022
2hr 2 min
Hello and welcome back to the only podcast about McChickens on the internet, A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 3, Episode 18 of the most punchy show on the CW, Riverdale. In this episode, Jughead puts on his Sherlock hat backward and has to have everything spelled out for him, Veronica tries to fuck Archie again and gets him into a Punch fight night, Betty chains her mom to the fuck bunker bed and tries to reprogram her from the farm and Toni becomes the new mole for Betty.
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Find joy where you can, join a boxing gym or something, and as always Don't Fuck By Sleeping Dog!
Jul 5, 2022
Jul 5, 2022
2hr 11 min
Hello and welcome back to the most culty podcast out there! This week we cover Season 3, Episode 17 of the show that makes rash decisions out of nowhere, Riverdale! This week, Jughead goes rouge with the junior sheriffs. Archie gets the L&L kids out of L&L and takes them to Punch Camp. Veronica tries to save her parent's relationship with fish and a prison, and Betty FINALLY talks to Edgar Evernever. Find joy wherever you can, have a great week, get a little treat you haven't had in a while, and for the love of God Don't Fuck By A Punch.
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Jun 21, 2022
Jun 21, 2022
1hr 59 min
Hello and welcome back to the most Morbin' podcast on the airwaves, A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover ANOTHER MUSICAL EPISODE. Jughead burns his childhood home to the ground while everybody else breaks up and makes up all in the span of an episode! Also, the whole town is a cult now, so that's cool.
If you want to say hi to us on the internet, do it over Twitter @RiverdaleRuns, or send us an email at arrtipod@gmail.com
Have a great week, dig up an old tome that gives you the secret to the perfect casserole, and please for the love of God, Don't Fuck By A Morbius!
Jun 7, 2022
Jun 7, 2022
1hr 53 min
Welcome back once again, to a show about a show called A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 3 Episode 15 of the show that takes us on more rollercoasters than Disneyland, Riverdale! Episode Highlights include Archie doing many Big Punches to his would-be killers, Jughead confronting his mom about doing the whole drug thing and her owning up to it right away, Reg wanting to be paid and Veronica refuses but gives him his car back, and then breaks up with him, Cheryl and Toni also break up and Cheryl changes the course of the school year by demanding that she be Heather from Heathers. Follow us on Twitter or email us because we love everyone who listens to this podcast! Have a great week, treat yourself with a small gift, and Don't Fuck in a Boxing Ring While A Fight Is Happening!
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Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
May 24, 2022
May 24, 2022
2hr 2 min
Hey there! Welcome back to the only Riverdale podcast where two out of the three hosts have watched Moonfall! This week we cover Season 3, Episode 14 of Riverdale, the show that loves child soldiers. Episode Highlights: There's beef between all three gangs, Archie takes in a kid who then turns around and stabs him, Veronica gets a hundred dollars off of her 75k by trying to appease her dad and Gladys and then hires the Pretty Poisons as muscle, Jughead makes the Serpents little baby sheriffs, and Betty tries to get Kevin out of the farm cult and then burns down her house. Hit us up on Twitter or email us to let us know you're alive and well! Have a lovely week, we love to bits, drink your Ovaltine, and Don't Commit Arson! Bye!
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Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns