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Welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It (ask your parents) a comedy podcast where Matt’s Mom, and Matt’s Friend watch an episode of Riverdale, have a couple of drinks, and then explains it to Matt, who has never seen the show in his life! Tune in every Tuesday for goofs about the Archieverse!
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Tuesday May 24, 2022
Tuesday May 24, 2022
Hey there! Welcome back to the only Riverdale podcast where two out of the three hosts have watched Moonfall! This week we cover Season 3, Episode 14 of Riverdale, the show that loves child soldiers. Episode Highlights: There's beef between all three gangs, Archie takes in a kid who then turns around and stabs him, Veronica gets a hundred dollars off of her 75k by trying to appease her dad and Gladys and then hires the Pretty Poisons as muscle, Jughead makes the Serpents little baby sheriffs, and Betty tries to get Kevin out of the farm cult and then burns down her house. Hit us up on Twitter or email us to let us know you're alive and well! Have a lovely week, we love to bits, drink your Ovaltine, and Don't Commit Arson! Bye!
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Tuesday May 10, 2022
Tuesday May 10, 2022
Hey everybody! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 3, Episode 13 of the show that looooves brain damage, Riverdale! Episode HIghlights: Archie does some punching, Jughead tries and fails to recruit the ghoulies and then his mom does it for him, Alice drowns herself and sells the house, Veronica ends up owing her bad daddy 75,000 big ones because her bad mommy done went and sold his bad drug business. If we made you chortle or chuckle this week tell us on Twitter or email our HR department if you or anyone you know was hurt by the gutbusters we dealt out this week. As always, have a great week, wash your bed sheets, and Be Kind, and Don't Drown Your Mom!
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Tuesday Apr 26, 2022
Tuesday Apr 26, 2022
Hello everybody! Welcome back to the only Riverdale podcast with Bees in microphones, A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 3 Episode 12 of this satanic panic fever dream known to some as Riverdale. Episode Highlights: Reg and Veronica pull a heist in which reg gets shot and is fine, Gladys is revealed to be the buyer of the fizzle rock empire, The former mayor and the former sheriff are getting married but first they have to finish Ascension Night, they do and realize it was a distraction to get them away from their kids, Moose and Kevin FINALLY have sex but then get hate-crimed by Moose's dad under the guise of the gargoyle king, and Josie and Archie make out a little bit. Follow us on Twitter and give us Riverdale-themed cocktail recipes, or send us a whole list of them to our email! Anyway, have a great week, sing to your plants to make them grow faster, and finally, Be Kind and Don't Fuck on dirty sheets!
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Wednesday Apr 06, 2022
Wednesday Apr 06, 2022
Hey everybody! Welcome back to your regularly scheduled dose of madness! This week we recap Season 3, Episodes 1 through 11, with some help from a friend! This episode is full of big punch, bad notes, and gunkers and gargoyles! Please check out Movies with Mikey over on the Filmjoy youtube channel! After you are done consuming all of that content, tell us you did it by tweeting or emailing us! Have a good week, try to hike your local trail, Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By A Big Punch!
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Tuesday Mar 22, 2022
Tuesday Mar 22, 2022
Hey everybody, welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week We just talk about how amazing the 2001 movie Josie and the Pussycats is. That's it. We are so excited to be back doing this dumb show, and we are excited to fall down the flight of steps that is inevitably going to be the back half of season 3 of Riverdale! If you liked this episode, tell us how much you liked it on Twitter, or if you are a little more old-fashioned send us an email! We would love to hear from you! Have a great week, remember that CPR is done to the beat of "Staying Alive" by the Beegees, and Don't Fuck by a Letterkenny Live show!
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Tuesday Feb 15, 2022
Tuesday Feb 15, 2022
Hey everybody! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 3 Episode 11 of the show that is definitely not a noir all the time but this time it is, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: Archie gets drunk and tries to kill Hiram and fails, Veronica hires Jughead to find out who shot her dad, Jughead figures out that F.P shot Hiram to be safe and also be the sheriff, Betty proves that Penelope poisoned her husband way back when, Turns out sheriff Mineta who can get it is still alive and porking Hermoine and also planning on framing F.P for shooting Hiram, and the serpents destroy all the fizzle rocks and get everybody within a 5-mile radius high a kite! We love everybody that listens to this podcast, follow us on Twitter, send us an email, try adding some garlic powder to your grilled cheeses sometime it's really good, and Don't Fuck in A Cabin Up North!
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Tuesday Feb 01, 2022
Tuesday Feb 01, 2022
Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It, this week we cover Season 3 Episode 10 of the show that has a monster box, Riverdale. Episode Highlights: Archie walks back to Riverdale from the Canadian Wilderness just to get tripped up by the SAT's, has a few panic attacks, breaks up with Veronica, and goes back to prison lifestyle, Alice steals Betty's money for the Farm and Betty has to talk to her bad daddy who manipulates her to hang out with him because he sucks, Fangs has made it into the inner Garg circle and Jughead makes a plan to catch him and when they do it turns out to be Gerald Petite, They capture him and question him but then Fangs and Sweet Pea kill him on accident, to fix their paranoia Jughead throws a party, that party is then broken up by the new Sherrif...F.P., Lastly Hiram gets shot and the farm buys the Nun Hole with Betty's money. Thank you for listening to us this week, we love you all. say hi to us on Twitter or say hiiiiiiiii to us via our email. Have a great week, add a little heavy cream to your eggs it's really good, and Don't Fuck on Doctor's Office Paper.
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Tuesday Jan 18, 2022
Tuesday Jan 18, 2022
Welcome back to ARRTI everybody! This week we cover Season 3 Episode 9 of the show that is ruled by Tyler, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: Archie gets cool scars and a haunted brain in the woods, The Nun Hole Kids are too much for the Coopers to handle and Alice wants them to go to the farm, Hiram puts pressure on Veronica to pay protection money, Veronica tries to short Hiram and fails, Jughead puts the Serpents on the straight and narrow or else they are kicked out of the gang, Fangs sells fizzle rocks and Jughead gives him a pass, Cheryl and Toni do a crime to Hiram and call out Jughead when he tries to kick them out, Jughead then kicks them and Fangs out and gets back what Cheryl and Toni stole and then gets hired by Veronica to be bodyguards, Betty tries to get the Nuns to flip on Hiram but they don't and instead kill themselves, After the mass Nun death the Nun Hole kids are split up between the good parents in Riverdale but they get nabbed by Edgar Evernever.
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Tuesday Jan 04, 2022
Tuesday Jan 04, 2022
Welcome back and Happy New Year everybody! This week we cover Season 3, Episode 8 of the show that has themes that don't age well, Riverdale!
Episode Highlights: All Vixens besides Cheryl have seizures, Archie and Jughead go to the "Jones Yard", Betty breaks out of the Nun Hole with drug-addled teens, Cheryl is CC'd on secret school board emails, Penny tries to shank Archie which makes Jughead go back to Riverdale, and Archie into the Canadian wilderness, G&G was birthed in the Nun Hole, Cheryl, and Veronica Maple-board Penelope to get answers about the gargoyle king and Hiram's plan, Hiram wants to be the King of Riverdale, The RROTC becomes the army and fails coup class.
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Tuesday Dec 21, 2021
Tuesday Dec 21, 2021
Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It, this week we cover Season 3 Episode 7 of Riverdale, the show that is nothing but bad D&D encounters. Episode Highlights: Jughead and Archie ride the rails, find a creepy farm with a hot girl and an abandoned town with Gargoyle runes, and find out that Hiram owns the town because he's making everybody build his prison that also makes fizzle rocks, Veronica moves out because she's sick of all the crimes and stuff that her parents do and then does a crime to keep Pops afloat, Betty wants out of the nun hole but only after she figures what the deal is, she figures out that Hiram is dosing the patients with fizzle rocks, after that she tries to escape through the secret gay tunnel but its bricked up and they force-feed her fizzle rocks. Hit us up on Twitter or our email if you liked the show! Have a good week, Be Kind, and Don't Fuck on fizzle rocks!
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