A Riverdale Runs Through It

ARRTI 60: Hook Hand Man and Gargoyle King(Totally Fucking)(S3:E20)

Hello everybody! Welcome back to the most extended poop joke on the internet, A Riverdale Runs Through It! Coming in hot with Season 3, Episode 20 of the show that wants you to join the Navy, Riverdale! This episode consists of Archie being too good at cutting weight for two fights in one day, Cheryl vowing to burn the Farm to the ground, and stomping the ashes into smaller ashes because they told her she couldn't be Prom Queen. Betty and Jughead set a trap to catch the Garg King at Prom, but Hook Hand Black Hood shows up and foils the plan. Then Betty says her Hook Handed Bad Daddy is coming for Alice because she married Edgar Evernever. Follow us on Twitter (@RiverdaleRuns) or email us to say hi! On that note, have a great week, find joy where you can, give yourself a little treat for doing a chore, and Don't Fuck with a Hook Hand!

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ARRTI 59: Gladys Jones, A Mom By Day, A Turtle By Night(S3:E19)

Welcome back to your bi-weekly dose of mental anguish everybody! This week the Jones family has to play G&G to get Jellybean back which entails F.P getting shot and Gladys pulling out some crazy ninja moves. Betty finds out that Evelyn is actually married to Edgar and works the kids while Edgar works the adults. Josie breaks up with Archie and goes on tour with her dad, and Archie vows to never punch again until Veronica asks nicely. Follow us on Twitter(@RiverdaleRuns) to say hi, or email us to say high because we love those things and all of you! Find joy where you can, have a great week, vow to kill your uncle who killed your father, and Don't Fuck In or Around a Sauna. Bye!

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ARRTI 58: E Pluribus FacePunch(S3:E18)

Hello and welcome back to the only podcast about McChickens on the internet, A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 3, Episode 18 of the most punchy show on the CW, Riverdale. In this episode, Jughead puts on his Sherlock hat backward and has to have everything spelled out for him, Veronica tries to fuck Archie again and gets him into a Punch fight night, Betty chains her mom to the fuck bunker bed and tries to reprogram her from the farm and Toni becomes the new mole for Betty.

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Find joy where you can, join a boxing gym or something, and as always Don't Fuck By Sleeping Dog!

ARRTI 57: I Went to Punch Camp and All I Got Was This Stupid Punch (S3:E17)

Hello and welcome back to the most culty podcast out there! This week we cover Season 3, Episode 17 of the show that makes rash decisions out of nowhere, Riverdale! This week, Jughead goes rouge with the junior sheriffs. Archie gets the L&L kids out of L&L and takes them to Punch Camp. Veronica tries to save her parent's relationship with fish and a prison, and Betty FINALLY talks to Edgar Evernever. Find joy wherever you can, have a great week, get a little treat you haven't had in a while, and for the love of God Don't Fuck By A Punch.

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ARRTI 56: The Fast and The Morbius (S3:E16)

Hello and welcome back to the most Morbin' podcast on the airwaves, A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover ANOTHER MUSICAL EPISODE. Jughead burns his childhood home to the ground while everybody else breaks up and makes up all in the span of an episode! Also, the whole town is a cult now, so that's cool.

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Have a great week, dig up an old tome that gives you the secret to the perfect casserole, and please for the love of God, Don't Fuck By A Morbius!

ARRTI 55: Enter The Kraken...That’s How You Say It, Right? (S3:E15)

Welcome back once again, to a show about a show called A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 3 Episode 15 of the show that takes us on more rollercoasters than Disneyland, Riverdale! Episode Highlights include Archie doing many Big Punches to his would-be killers, Jughead confronting his mom about doing the whole drug thing and her owning up to it right away, Reg wanting to be paid and Veronica refuses but gives him his car back, and then breaks up with him, Cheryl and Toni also break up and Cheryl changes the course of the school year by demanding that she be Heather from Heathers. Follow us on Twitter or email us because we love everyone who listens to this podcast! Have a great week, treat yourself with a small gift, and Don't Fuck in a Boxing Ring While A Fight Is Happening!

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ARRTI 54: The Serpents Are Junior Sheriffs and We All Hate It (S3:E14)

Hey there! Welcome back to the only Riverdale podcast where two out of the three hosts have watched Moonfall! This week we cover Season 3, Episode 14 of Riverdale, the show that loves child soldiers. Episode Highlights: There's beef between all three gangs, Archie takes in a kid who then turns around and stabs him, Veronica gets a hundred dollars off of her 75k by trying to appease her dad and Gladys and then hires the Pretty Poisons as muscle, Jughead makes the Serpents little baby sheriffs, and Betty tries to get Kevin out of the farm cult and then burns down her house. Hit us up on Twitter or email us to let us know you're alive and well! Have a lovely week, we love to bits, drink your Ovaltine, and Don't Commit Arson! Bye!

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ARRTI 53: Pump the Punch Breaks, Arch (S3:E13)

Hey everybody! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 3, Episode 13 of the show that looooves brain damage, Riverdale! Episode HIghlights: Archie does some punching, Jughead tries and fails to recruit the ghoulies and then his mom does it for him, Alice drowns herself and sells the house, Veronica ends up owing her bad daddy 75,000 big ones because her bad mommy done went and sold his bad drug business. If we made you chortle or chuckle this week tell us on Twitter or email our HR department if you or anyone you know was hurt by the gutbusters we dealt out this week. As always, have a great week, wash your bed sheets, and Be Kind, and Don't Drown Your Mom!

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ARRTI 52: Papa Moose and the Mouseketeers (S3:E12)

Hello everybody! Welcome back to the only Riverdale podcast with Bees in microphones, A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 3 Episode 12 of this satanic panic fever dream known to some as Riverdale. Episode Highlights: Reg and Veronica pull a heist in which reg gets shot and is fine, Gladys is revealed to be the buyer of the fizzle rock empire, The former mayor and the former sheriff are getting married but first they have to finish Ascension Night, they do and realize it was a distraction to get them away from their kids, Moose and Kevin FINALLY have sex but then get hate-crimed by Moose's dad under the guise of the gargoyle king, and Josie and Archie make out a little bit. Follow us on Twitter and give us Riverdale-themed cocktail recipes, or send us a whole list of them to our email! Anyway, have a great week, sing to your plants to make them grow faster, and finally, Be Kind and Don't Fuck on dirty sheets!

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ARRTI 51: BIG PUNCH! With Special Guest Mikey Neumann (S3: E1-11 Recap)

Hey everybody! Welcome back to your regularly scheduled dose of madness! This week we recap Season 3, Episodes 1 through 11, with some help from a friend! This episode is full of big punch, bad notes, and gunkers and gargoyles! Please check out Movies with Mikey over on the Filmjoy youtube channel! After you are done consuming all of that content, tell us you did it by tweeting or emailing us! Have a good week, try to hike your local trail, Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By A Big Punch!

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