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Welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It (ask your parents) a comedy podcast where Matt’s Mom, and Matt’s Friend watch an episode of Riverdale, have a couple of drinks, and then explains it to Matt, who has never seen the show in his life! Tune in every Tuesday for goofs about the Archieverse!
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Tuesday Jan 17, 2023
Tuesday Jan 17, 2023
Everybody gets healed by the school's guidance counselor...except Archie. That's it, that's the whole episode. If you want to reach out and say hi on the internet, either on Instagram or Twitter OR our email! Have a great week, find joy where you can, try out an eye patch, and see what your friends think, Be kind, and Don't Fuck by Therapy.
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Tuesday Jan 03, 2023
Tuesday Jan 03, 2023
Jughead and Betty both fuck and call a shot that becomes a reality. Hiram, Hermoine, F.P., and Alice make Pop work on Thanksgiving and get into a big ol' fight in the speakeasy. Cheryl and Toni make Cheryl's aunt think that they fed her the remains of her husband, and Archie doesn't know how to pressure cook a turkey, which ends up saving many people's lives. Hit us up on Twitter(@RiverdaleRuns) and Instagram(riverdale_runs) or our email if you feel so inclined(arrtipod@gmail.com). Be Kind and Don't Fuck by a Secret Society!
Tuesday Dec 20, 2022
Tuesday Dec 20, 2022
This episode includes Jughead going crazy and finding out his hero stole his grandpappy's book, Archie getting into a competition to see who can have the most kids on his side, Betty and Kevin confronting Charles(who is a recovering drug addict), and Veronica hating her long lost sister for being daddy's favorite. Say hi to us on the internet wherever you can! Also buy a tee shirt if you want! Lastly, have a great week, find joy where you can, try making a new sandwich, and Don't Fuck by a talkative Jim!
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Tuesday Dec 06, 2022
Tuesday Dec 06, 2022
In this episode, Jughead is bad at Werewolf but so is everyone else, Betty and Kevin give the junior FBI the ol' college try, Archie gets maced and then threatens the whole neighborhood to stop them from being mean to him, and Veronica does some more blackmail. Also, Hiram wants to run for mayor. We have t-shirts that support the Abortion Care Network, go buy them! Tag us on Twitter with your shirt on (please) and we will shout you out! That's it, We Love you, Find Joy where you can, Have a great week, try a rubix cube maybe, and Don't Fuck by Gilderoy Lockheart!
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Tuesday Nov 22, 2022
Tuesday Nov 22, 2022
Our boy Jughead Jones gets buried alive, Toni gets very gaslit by Cheryl, Nana Rose is fucking Nick Fury, Archie is itching to become a vigilante, Betty is harassed by her sister pretending to be her dead father, and Jughead's brother invites jugheads girlfriend into the junior FBI. BUY SOME SHIRTS WE HAVE THEM NOW!! The Links to the shirts are on our Twitter(@RiverdaleRuns) and our Instagram(riverdale_runs). Also, reach out to us through our email(arrtipod@gmail.com)! Have a great week, Be Kind, bake some bread or something, and Don't Fuck By A Corpse!
Monday Nov 21, 2022
Monday Nov 21, 2022
Wow...does this episode really test us, and our will to keep watching. In this episode, Jughead gets bullied at Fancy school and we wonder why the culmination of all the milk and toast ever made knows so much about Jughead. Betty gets together with the FBI to get the Farm, but Edgar tries to ESCAPE IN A FUCKING ROCKET HE MADE OH MY GOD IM GONNA DIE, Archie puts all his money into the halfway house and his mom is like "ugh fine", then veronica changes her last name. This week was wild, you can talk to us on Twitter or through email, whichever is easier. Lastly, have a great week, find joy where you can Play in a sand pit sometimes see how it feels, and PLEASE DON'T FUCK IN A HOMEMADE ROCKET!
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Tuesday Oct 25, 2022
Tuesday Oct 25, 2022
Welcome to Season four everybody! This episode was denser than a fruit cake so sorry for the length of this ep. What happened was basically Monroe (Formally Mad Dog) is now the big strong football boy and Reg isn't happy about that, Reg then faces his abusive father with Archies help, and Betty works with Jughead's brother to track where the farm went through Kevin's who has been in contact with Fangs but they fumble the bag. Jughead gets put in fancy school because of his fancy writer brain and Veronica puts on the Monica Posh wig again. Let us know how we are doing through the internet either on Twitter or through our email! Have a great week, Find Joy where you can, figure out what is in gnocchi, and get back to me I'm interested, and Don't Fuck in the FBI Bunker!
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Tuesday Oct 11, 2022
Tuesday Oct 11, 2022
Hello everybody! Welcome back to the waking nightmare that we have created for ourselves! In this episode, Matt goes raving mad as he recounts the back half of season three. Friends become enemies, enemies become friends, tears are shed, hugs are given, and most importantly...we all get hook hands. Say hi to us on Twitter or email us! We love hearing from you! See you in season 4! Be Kind, find joy where you can, try on some wet wear, but please Don't Fuck in Rain Pants.
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Tuesday Sep 27, 2022
Tuesday Sep 27, 2022
We have crawled all the way to the end of season three of this god-forsaken show, it's A Riverdale Runs Through It! The Highlights of this episode are: Archie gets to keep Punch Camp after Hirame was arrested, Penelope is told that the Farm is grabbing up organs and retrieving Betty, and Penelope then gathers the "Midnight Children" to have them do quests to survive the night. It is revealed that she is the real Garg King and she is being helped by a red-haired Chick(the fake brother), the gang survives the night, there is a clash of gangs, Hal is killed, and the farm leaves Kevin behind to say they left. It is also revealed that Alice was working undercover with the FBI to arrest Edgar and the agent that enlisted the children is actually the real lost brother Charles. Come let us know if you were a Zathura or Jumanji kid on our Twitter, and if you need counseling, feel free to email us. With that, have a great week, try out some different foods you may have never tried before, be Kind, and Don't Fuck by A Cute Cthulu.
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Tuesday Sep 20, 2022
Tuesday Sep 20, 2022
Oh! We found you after all this time! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It, the show that can't seem to release an episode on time. This week we are coming in hot with the penultimate episode of Season 3! Here is what happened, The Farm harvests organs instead of produce, Betty tries to take it down from the inside and gets hypnotized while jughead goes out and runs away from a bunch of kids in the forest and then he traps the Black Hood in a bus, Veronica and Archie concoct a plan to get Hirame arrested which ends up almost killing Archie. Oh and Archie gets cock blocked by Reg. We hope you enjoyed this episode this week! You can tell us how much you liked it on our Twitter or through electronic mail! Have a great week, find joy where you can, Be Kind, and Don't Fuck in a bus with a hook hand man. Bye!
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