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Welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It (ask your parents) a comedy podcast where Matt’s Mom, and Matt’s Friend watch an episode of Riverdale, have a couple of drinks, and then explains it to Matt, who has never seen the show in his life! Tune in every Tuesday for goofs about the Archieverse!
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Feb 16, 2021
Feb 16, 2021
2hr 45 min
Welcome back, everybody! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 9 of "A Surprising Amount of Martial Arts Masters In This Fucking Town" a.k.a Riverdale! Some highlights from this episode include: Fred and Archie try their best to run a Christmas Tree business on Pop's doorstep, NANA ROSE IS BACK AND CREEPIER THAN EVER, and Betty cold clocks The Black Hood with a shovel. We hope you enjoy this long-ass episode! Also, follow us on Twitter, and send a review our way wherever you get your podcasts! And lastly, Be Kind And Don't Fuck By A Hirame!
Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Feb 2, 2021
Feb 2, 2021
1hr 58 min
Welcome back, everybody! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 8 of "Archie Doesn't Know How To Act" a.k.a Riverdale! Highlights include F.P. getting out of Jail, Betty doing an uncomfortable pole dance in front of people twice her age, and relationships all around get a little rocky. If you like this show, review it wherever you listen! Also, follow us on Twitter! Oh, and one last thing... Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A Hirame.
Our email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RoverdaleRuns
Jan 19, 2021
Jan 19, 2021
1hr 55 min
Hey there all! This week we are covering Season 2 Episode 7 of the show that is 5 miles away from any Copyright lawsuits, Riverdale! This episode is put together in a "creative way", highlights include: Archie and Jughead smuggle "Pancake Mix" over to Greendale, Cheryl finds out Josie is hot, Tom Keller is Ripped toilet paper in a public restroom, and The Black Hood will bring the reckoning! We hope you enjoy the new schedule and Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By A Hirame.
Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Our email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Jan 12, 2021
Jan 12, 2021
2hr 5 min
Hello all! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 2 Episode 6 of the high octane, not-so-mini series Riverdale! Episode Highlights include: Betty is set to find The Sugar Man aka The Sucrose Lad aka The Candy Boy, Jughead and Toni Topaz say "No Thanks" to being Crotch Companions and are just past Mouth Pals, Archie and Jughead enter a street with the Ghoulies with the whole town on the line, and Betty vows to catch The Black Hood. Follow us on Twitter and Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A Hirame!
Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Our email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Jan 5, 2021
Jan 5, 2021
2hr 20 min
Welcome back, everybody! This week's episode covers Season 2 Episode 5 of the most mysterious show on the CW, Riverdale. Some episode highlights include: Betty gets into cahoots with the Black Hood, Jughead gets T U F F, and Veronica's rich friend is revealed to be a (sharp inhale) SLEAZE BALL. And, make sure to Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A Hirame!
Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Dec 29, 2020
Dec 29, 2020
2hr 11 min
Welcome back, everyone! This week we cover Episode Season 2 Episode 4 of the emotionally confusing, and slightly angering CW series known as Riverdale! Some episode beats that seem important are as follows: Archie gets horny with a can of spray paint and gets caught by South Side goons, Betty gets a strangely familiar cipher along with a disturbing note telling her that the crimes were her fault, Jughead, and Toni get work trying to crack the cipher and Betty gets a little jealous, and Veronica just walks RIGHT INTO HIRAMES OFFICE LIKE IT'S NOTHING. And like every other week, Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A Hirame!
Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Our email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Dec 22, 2020
Dec 22, 2020
2hr 21 min
Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This episode covers Season 2 Episode 3 of the non-stop nipple show, Riverdale! Highlights include Moose being too THICC for bullets, Kevin kissing a bunch of dudes in the woods, Jughead is forced to sit with the cool kids, and Archie founding a vigilante group, and the principal being SO OKAY WITH IT! Lastly, Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A River!
Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Dec 15, 2020
Dec 15, 2020
2hr 34 min
Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we phase in and out of talking about Season 2, Episode 2 of Riverdale, the show without the monsters, monster hunters, or gay angels (Although Kevin is an angel so we may be in luck). We talk a lot about the Supernatural Finale and how bonkers that is, but also Cheryl gets blackmailed, Jughead gets in bed with The Snake Handler, and Archie buys drugs and guns. ALL AROUND A FAMILY FRIENDLY EXPERIENCE!! Lastly, Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A River.
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Dec 8, 2020
Dec 8, 2020
2hr 9 min
Welcome back, everybody! After a two-week break, WE ARE BACK WITH SEASON TWO EPISODE ONE! This stuff gets crazy! Episode beats include: Fred's brain is haunted AF, Jughead has a for-real motorcycle that he knows how to ride, and Cheryl gives Fred a kiss on the forehead to wake him up from a coma. Bonus bit: Matt's Mom learns the term POGGERS, and Matt hates it. Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By A River!
Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Nov 17, 2020
Nov 17, 2020
1hr 18 min
IT'S RECAP TIME FOLKS!! After 13 weeks of slow and careful explaining, Matt has consumed ALL of Season One of The Soon-To-Be-Classic...Riverdale! This episode covers Matt's Thoughts, Comments, and some slight goofs. There are also Mouth Pall Ratings and Jim's Names For Things in his Holy Spread Sheet. Lastly, we have a called shots section at the end to predict what we think will happen in the season to come! We will see you after our two-week break to recoup, and re-up to goof more on this wild ride of a show. Until then make sure to Be Kind, And Don't Fuck By A River!
Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Our email: arrtipod@gmail.com