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Welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It (ask your parents) a comedy podcast where Matt’s Mom, and Matt’s Friend watch an episode of Riverdale, have a couple of drinks, and then explains it to Matt, who has never seen the show in his life! Tune in every Tuesday for goofs about the Archieverse!
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Nov 10, 2020
Nov 10, 2020
2hr 7 min
FINALE TIME BAY-BEE!! Archie punches a River to death, Jughead goes to bad kid school, and Cheryl burns down her own house! This week's episode is crazy and this is also crazy, but two things in this world are certain. Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By A River!
Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Our Email: arttipod@gmail.com
Nov 3, 2020
Nov 3, 2020
2hr 6 min
This week on ARRTI: We talk about Jupiter Ascending for WAY TOO LONG! Also, everything is revealed!! Jerry stole the sheriff's murder board, F.P confesses to the murder, and then the REAL MURDERER IS CONFRONTED!! There are a lot of twists and turns but one thing to keep in mind is to Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By A River!
Our email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Oct 27, 2020
Oct 27, 2020
1hr 56 min
Welcome back to ARRTI everybody! This week we cover Season 1, Episode 11 of this Maple infused fugue state of the CW classic Riverdale! This episode's story beats include: Alice Cooper getting BURNED TO A KWISP, F.P. Jones (a.k.a Framed Person) getting framed for a crime he didn't do, and Archie just really turning that creep knob up to 11. We love you all and remember to Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A River!
Our email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Oct 20, 2020
Oct 20, 2020
1hr 32 min
Hello everyone! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This episode covers Season 1, Episode 10 of the maple syrup-covered neon drug trip known in many tongues as Riverdale. Story beats of this episode include: Veronica doing her part in the River-Vixens Dancemocracy, Archie gets over his ex by jumping the gun on alcoholism, and Jughead HATES HIS BIRTHDAY!!
We have an email: arrtipod@gmail.com
And lastly, Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A River!
Oct 13, 2020
Oct 13, 2020
2hr 15 min
Hey, friends! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we go through Season 1 Episode 9 of Riverdale with a fine-toothed comb! Some Story beats include Cheryl calling Fred a DILF which is not okay, we find out that the town of Riverdale is a Maple anomaly and CAN TAP TREES IN THE WINTER, and Polly does some super pregnant spy work. If you would like to suggest a drink for Matt's Mom to imbibe during the show send them to arrtipod@gmail.com. And remember to Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By A River!
Oct 6, 2020
Oct 6, 2020
2hr
Hello All! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week, Matt's Mom drinks an entire bottle of pink wine and Jim tries to keep her on track while she tries to recount Season 1, Episode 8 of the neon backlit acid trip that is Riverdale. Story Beats include: High School students go to a bar, Moose getting beat up real bad, and Kevin just being the best boy on television. You can request drinks for Matt's mom to drink by submitting them to arrtipod@gmail.com. Lastly, Please Be Kind, And Don't Fuck By A River!
Sep 29, 2020
Sep 29, 2020
1hr 49 min
Hello Riverheads! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This episode we cover Season 1, Episode 7 of The CW's flagship show Riverdale! Story beats include Jughead living under the stairs like an emo Harry Potter, literally everyone in the town looking for Polly, F.P Jones getting a job, and us trying to figure out what F.P stands for. You can contact us at our email arrtipod@gmail.com to suggest drinks for Matt's Mom to tank during the episode. Lastly, Be Kind, Vote for Joe Biden, And Don't Fuck By A River.
Sep 22, 2020
Sep 22, 2020
1hr 48 min
Hello all! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! The podcast where, this week, Matt's Mom and friend Jim, watch Episode 6 of the well-known horny fever dream known as Riverdale. Story points include A very short talent show, Betty's sister in a Nun hole with buff nuns, and Archie being freaked out by a werewolf mask THAT HE OWNS! This episode is also special because ARRTI is now part of The League Of Friendly Jests! Go to theleagueoffriendlyjests.com to check out shows like Some story and verbal Yeet Machine! Also, you can contact us at arrtipod@gmail.com to tell us if we are funny or not. Lastly, Remember to Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By A River!
Sep 15, 2020
Sep 15, 2020
1hr 16 min
Hey all! Welcome to episode 5 of A Riverdale Runs Through It! We cover Season 1 Episode 5 of this sad poem wrapped in drama and deep-fried in coconut oil otherwise known as Riverdale. Story beats in this episode include Archie's playing hand being in jeopardy, Betty's got an interrodate with Trent, and Cherly can't stop sleeping in her dead brother's bed! Email us at arrtipod@gmail.com to suggest a drink for Matt's Mom to nurse while they record! And remember to Be Kind and Don't Screw By A River!
Sep 8, 2020
Sep 8, 2020
1hr 30 min
Hello All! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 1 Episode 4 of the starchy water-covered, spider-infested drug trip that is The CW's Riverdale! Some plot points of this episode include, Cheryl being Cheryl once again, Kevin getting some kissing in, Betty's Dad finally getting to speak, and the reign of Geraldine The Kiss Witch ending and Archie being free of her clutches. Our email is arrtipod@gmail.com which is a place you can contact us to suggest drinks for Matt's Mom to consume during the show. We Love You, Be Kind, and Don't Screw By A River!