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Welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It (ask your parents) a comedy podcast where Matt’s Mom, and Matt’s Friend watch an episode of Riverdale, have a couple of drinks, and then explains it to Matt, who has never seen the show in his life! Tune in every Tuesday for goofs about the Archieverse!
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Tuesday Dec 29, 2020
Tuesday Dec 29, 2020
Welcome back, everyone! This week we cover Episode Season 2 Episode 4 of the emotionally confusing, and slightly angering CW series known as Riverdale! Some episode beats that seem important are as follows: Archie gets horny with a can of spray paint and gets caught by South Side goons, Betty gets a strangely familiar cipher along with a disturbing note telling her that the crimes were her fault, Jughead, and Toni get work trying to crack the cipher and Betty gets a little jealous, and Veronica just walks RIGHT INTO HIRAMES OFFICE LIKE IT'S NOTHING. And like every other week, Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A Hirame!
Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Our email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Tuesday Dec 22, 2020
Tuesday Dec 22, 2020
Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This episode covers Season 2 Episode 3 of the non-stop nipple show, Riverdale! Highlights include Moose being too THICC for bullets, Kevin kissing a bunch of dudes in the woods, Jughead is forced to sit with the cool kids, and Archie founding a vigilante group, and the principal being SO OKAY WITH IT! Lastly, Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A River!
Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Tuesday Dec 15, 2020
Tuesday Dec 15, 2020
Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we phase in and out of talking about Season 2, Episode 2 of Riverdale, the show without the monsters, monster hunters, or gay angels (Although Kevin is an angel so we may be in luck). We talk a lot about the Supernatural Finale and how bonkers that is, but also Cheryl gets blackmailed, Jughead gets in bed with The Snake Handler, and Archie buys drugs and guns. ALL AROUND A FAMILY FRIENDLY EXPERIENCE!! Lastly, Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A River.
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Tuesday Dec 08, 2020
Tuesday Dec 08, 2020
Welcome back, everybody! After a two-week break, WE ARE BACK WITH SEASON TWO EPISODE ONE! This stuff gets crazy! Episode beats include: Fred's brain is haunted AF, Jughead has a for-real motorcycle that he knows how to ride, and Cheryl gives Fred a kiss on the forehead to wake him up from a coma. Bonus bit: Matt's Mom learns the term POGGERS, and Matt hates it. Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By A River!
Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Tuesday Nov 17, 2020
Tuesday Nov 17, 2020
IT'S RECAP TIME FOLKS!! After 13 weeks of slow and careful explaining, Matt has consumed ALL of Season One of The Soon-To-Be-Classic...Riverdale! This episode covers Matt's Thoughts, Comments, and some slight goofs. There are also Mouth Pall Ratings and Jim's Names For Things in his Holy Spread Sheet. Lastly, we have a called shots section at the end to predict what we think will happen in the season to come! We will see you after our two-week break to recoup, and re-up to goof more on this wild ride of a show. Until then make sure to Be Kind, And Don't Fuck By A River!
Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Our email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Tuesday Nov 10, 2020
Tuesday Nov 10, 2020
FINALE TIME BAY-BEE!! Archie punches a River to death, Jughead goes to bad kid school, and Cheryl burns down her own house! This week's episode is crazy and this is also crazy, but two things in this world are certain. Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By A River!
Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Our Email: arttipod@gmail.com
Tuesday Nov 03, 2020
Tuesday Nov 03, 2020
This week on ARRTI: We talk about Jupiter Ascending for WAY TOO LONG! Also, everything is revealed!! Jerry stole the sheriff's murder board, F.P confesses to the murder, and then the REAL MURDERER IS CONFRONTED!! There are a lot of twists and turns but one thing to keep in mind is to Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By A River!
Our email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Tuesday Oct 27, 2020
Tuesday Oct 27, 2020
Welcome back to ARRTI everybody! This week we cover Season 1, Episode 11 of this Maple infused fugue state of the CW classic Riverdale! This episode's story beats include: Alice Cooper getting BURNED TO A KWISP, F.P. Jones (a.k.a Framed Person) getting framed for a crime he didn't do, and Archie just really turning that creep knob up to 11. We love you all and remember to Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A River!
Our email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Tuesday Oct 20, 2020
Tuesday Oct 20, 2020
Hello everyone! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This episode covers Season 1, Episode 10 of the maple syrup-covered neon drug trip known in many tongues as Riverdale. Story beats of this episode include: Veronica doing her part in the River-Vixens Dancemocracy, Archie gets over his ex by jumping the gun on alcoholism, and Jughead HATES HIS BIRTHDAY!!
We have an email: arrtipod@gmail.com
And lastly, Be Kind and Don't Fuck By A River!
Tuesday Oct 13, 2020
Tuesday Oct 13, 2020
Hey, friends! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we go through Season 1 Episode 9 of Riverdale with a fine-toothed comb! Some Story beats include Cheryl calling Fred a DILF which is not okay, we find out that the town of Riverdale is a Maple anomaly and CAN TAP TREES IN THE WINTER, and Polly does some super pregnant spy work. If you would like to suggest a drink for Matt's Mom to imbibe during the show send them to arrtipod@gmail.com. And remember to Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By A River!