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Welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It (ask your parents) a comedy podcast where Matt’s Mom, and Matt’s Friend watch an episode of Riverdale, have a couple of drinks, and then explains it to Matt, who has never seen the show in his life! Tune in every Tuesday for goofs about the Archieverse!
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Thursday Jul 10, 2025
ARRTI Update...Again
Thursday Jul 10, 2025
Thursday Jul 10, 2025
Just a little update as proof of life!

Tuesday Jun 17, 2025
ARRTI 123: Overdue Books Do Not Cost Your Soul, More Like $7(S6:E13)
Tuesday Jun 17, 2025
Tuesday Jun 17, 2025
Tasting Notes Include: Cameos, Book-Related Ailments, Veronica not having powers still, Reg being obstinate about being able to read, an Allentown, PA shoutout, and the Devil's mind control not working for people who can't follow the letter of the instructions!
Thanks so much for listening this week, gang! As always, hit us up on the internet or via our email! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Return your overdue books, and Don't Fuck By Magic!
Our Socials-Bluesky:@RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Tuesday Jun 03, 2025
ARRTI 122: Is the Fog a Therapist?(S6:E12)
Tuesday Jun 03, 2025
Tuesday Jun 03, 2025
Tasting Notes Include: Fog, Thick Wind, The Lightest Rain You've Ever Seen, Fog Instigated Therapy, Possibly Babies, Fuggin in Schools, Fangs Going Nutso, Devil Mayor, Doctor Strange-Pops, and Jughead Destined to Die Once More.
Thank you all for your patience, we apologize for the long hiatus, but we are BACK NOW, BABY! Go hit us up on our Social Media Platforms or yell directly at us via Email!
Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Gather As Many Cocktail Umbrella's As you Can, and Don't Fuck the Fog Therapist!
Our Socials- Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Insta: riverdale_runs
Our Email- arrtipod@gmail.com

Thursday May 29, 2025
An ARRTI Update
Thursday May 29, 2025
Thursday May 29, 2025
Sorry for the hiatus, gang, we are trying our best to finish this accursed show, we promise.
In the mean time, Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, make sure all your electronics work, and Don't Fuck By an episopde of this show, BYE!

Tuesday Apr 22, 2025
ARRTI 121: Biblically Accurate Jughead(S6:E11)
Tuesday Apr 22, 2025
Tuesday Apr 22, 2025
Tasting Notes Include: Angelic Jughead, Tabitha can Quantum Leap, Sundown Towns, Doxxing J. Edgar Hoover, Leaving a body behind when she dies(?), The Devil is also Indiana Jones, I am Legion, Braining Someone with a Can of Soup, and then Freezing Him to Death, Why can't Jug have a Guardian Angel, Powers Posse At Pops, Tabs being Trained for War, Bleak Look Into the Future, A-Pops-colypse!
Thanks for tuning in this week! We are on the internet (allegedly), so hit us up there or(more effectively)email us with your holy grail refreshments, and we will shout them out in the next episode! As Always Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Gather Your Own Powers Posse and Don't Fuck By a Quantum Leap!
Our Socials-Bluesky:@RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs
Our Email- arrtipod@gmail.com

Tuesday Apr 08, 2025
ARRTI 120: Archie B. Tough's Punch Camp(S6:E10)
Tuesday Apr 08, 2025
Tuesday Apr 08, 2025
Tasting Notes: Archie is the Toughest until he isn't, Spontaneous Human Combustion is Fart Based, The X-Files exists, Toni and Veronica are fighting about who gets more business and also a sign outside of town, and Cheryl is a Firestarter.
Thank you for listening. You can find us on the Internet if you'd like! Or email us, and we'll shout you out in the podcast! Have a great week, find joy where you can, wear regular sunglasses, and Don't Fuck by Palladium if you are unbreakable
Our Socials- Bluesky:@RiverdaleRuns / Instagram:riverdale_runs
Our Email: arrtipod@gmailcom

Tuesday Mar 25, 2025
ARRTI 119: Kevin File for Custy so Baby Safe(S6:E9)
Tuesday Mar 25, 2025
Tuesday Mar 25, 2025
Tasting Notes Include: US BEING BACK BABY, Abigail trying to poison the gang with muffins and pancakes, The Devil making his way onto the Council while also having mind control, Archie taking the moral high ground and DOESN'T punch The Devil, Gang Violence, and More mind control.
Follow us on the internet or email us now that we are back on the airwaves! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Flip off a Cybertruck, Be Kind and Don't Fuck by a Horse in a Casino!
Our Socials: Bluesky:@RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Tuesday Jan 14, 2025
ARRTI 118: The Devil Thinks Ghandi Sounds Like A Liberal Cuck (S6:E8)
Tuesday Jan 14, 2025
Tuesday Jan 14, 2025
Tasting Notes Include Rehabilitating the Homeless, Shipping out the Homeless so they aren't Riverdale's problem anymore, Percival Pickins being a little scamp, Archied building Tiny Homes, Cheryl being in Brain Jail, Nana Rose Being in Barn Dungeon, and Jughead being Non-Magnetic Magneto
Feel free to email us or follow us on the internet! If you have the funds, please donate to California relief funds. Have A Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Try To Read People's Minds, and Don't Fuck by Tiny Homes!
Our Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Tuesday Dec 31, 2024
ARRTI 117: LFG(Lets F&#$ing G-OSHA)(S6:E7)
Tuesday Dec 31, 2024
Tuesday Dec 31, 2024
Tasting Notes Include: Hot Godsons, Cheryl's Soul being In the Mirror-verse, Archie Becoming Breakable, Jughead becoming Deaf, TBK being Sneaky, and Dennis being the Trash Bag Killer
Follow us on the Internet if you want to, but more importantly, email us to let us know you're alive! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, You Know Baker Street, Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By Your Own Kryptonite.
Our Socials: Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Tuesday Dec 17, 2024
ARRTI 116: Chock-a-Block with Powers(S6:6)
Tuesday Dec 17, 2024
Tuesday Dec 17, 2024
Tasting Notes Include: Unbreakable(He's Alive Damn it!), Betty's Bad-Vibes-O-Meter, Jughead as Upside Down Daredevil, Veroinca Killing her own Dad(Offscreen though), and Nana Rose Stealing the Show and the souls of those who live with her.
Hit us up on Instagram or Bluesky(if you can find us), or just email us like the early settlers used to do! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where YOu Can, Get the doctor-recommended amount of Z's, Be Kind, and Don't Fuck by Super Power Explosion!
Our Socials: Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com