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Welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It (ask your parents) a comedy podcast where Matt’s Mom, and Matt’s Friend watch an episode of Riverdale, have a couple of drinks, and then explains it to Matt, who has never seen the show in his life! Tune in every Tuesday for goofs about the Archieverse!
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Tasting Notes Include: Angelic Jughead, Tabitha can Quantum Leap, Sundown Towns, Doxxing J. Edgar Hoover, Leaving a body behind when she dies(?), The Devil is also Indiana Jones, I am Legion, Braining Someone with a Can of Soup, and then Freezing Him to Death, Why can't Jug have a Guardian Angel, Powers Posse At Pops, Tabs being Trained for War, Bleak Look Into the Future, A-Pops-colypse!
Thanks for tuning in this week! We are on the internet (allegedly), so hit us up there or(more effectively)email us with your holy grail refreshments, and we will shout them out in the next episode! As Always Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Gather Your Own Powers Posse and Don't Fuck By a Quantum Leap!
Our Socials-Bluesky:@RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs
Our Email- arrtipod@gmail.com

Tuesday Apr 08, 2025
ARRTI 120: Archie B. Tough's Punch Camp(S6:E10)
Tuesday Apr 08, 2025
Tuesday Apr 08, 2025
Tasting Notes: Archie is the Toughest until he isn't, Spontaneous Human Combustion is Fart Based, The X-Files exists, Toni and Veronica are fighting about who gets more business and also a sign outside of town, and Cheryl is a Firestarter.
Thank you for listening. You can find us on the Internet if you'd like! Or email us, and we'll shout you out in the podcast! Have a great week, find joy where you can, wear regular sunglasses, and Don't Fuck by Palladium if you are unbreakable
Our Socials- Bluesky:@RiverdaleRuns / Instagram:riverdale_runs
Our Email: arrtipod@gmailcom

Tuesday Mar 25, 2025
ARRTI 119: Kevin File for Custy so Baby Safe(S6:E9)
Tuesday Mar 25, 2025
Tuesday Mar 25, 2025
Tasting Notes Include: US BEING BACK BABY, Abigail trying to poison the gang with muffins and pancakes, The Devil making his way onto the Council while also having mind control, Archie taking the moral high ground and DOESN'T punch The Devil, Gang Violence, and More mind control.
Follow us on the internet or email us now that we are back on the airwaves! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Flip off a Cybertruck, Be Kind and Don't Fuck by a Horse in a Casino!
Our Socials: Bluesky:@RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Tuesday Jan 14, 2025
ARRTI 118: The Devil Thinks Ghandi Sounds Like A Liberal Cuck (S6:E8)
Tuesday Jan 14, 2025
Tuesday Jan 14, 2025
Tasting Notes Include Rehabilitating the Homeless, Shipping out the Homeless so they aren't Riverdale's problem anymore, Percival Pickins being a little scamp, Archied building Tiny Homes, Cheryl being in Brain Jail, Nana Rose Being in Barn Dungeon, and Jughead being Non-Magnetic Magneto
Feel free to email us or follow us on the internet! If you have the funds, please donate to California relief funds. Have A Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Try To Read People's Minds, and Don't Fuck by Tiny Homes!
Our Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Tuesday Dec 31, 2024
ARRTI 117: LFG(Lets F&#$ing G-OSHA)(S6:E7)
Tuesday Dec 31, 2024
Tuesday Dec 31, 2024
Tasting Notes Include: Hot Godsons, Cheryl's Soul being In the Mirror-verse, Archie Becoming Breakable, Jughead becoming Deaf, TBK being Sneaky, and Dennis being the Trash Bag Killer
Follow us on the Internet if you want to, but more importantly, email us to let us know you're alive! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, You Know Baker Street, Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By Your Own Kryptonite.
Our Socials: Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Tuesday Dec 17, 2024
ARRTI 116: Chock-a-Block with Powers(S6:6)
Tuesday Dec 17, 2024
Tuesday Dec 17, 2024
Tasting Notes Include: Unbreakable(He's Alive Damn it!), Betty's Bad-Vibes-O-Meter, Jughead as Upside Down Daredevil, Veroinca Killing her own Dad(Offscreen though), and Nana Rose Stealing the Show and the souls of those who live with her.
Hit us up on Instagram or Bluesky(if you can find us), or just email us like the early settlers used to do! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where YOu Can, Get the doctor-recommended amount of Z's, Be Kind, and Don't Fuck by Super Power Explosion!
Our Socials: Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Tuesday Nov 26, 2024
ARRTI 115: No Notes? No Problem!(S6 E1-5 Recap?)
Tuesday Nov 26, 2024
Tuesday Nov 26, 2024
Tasting Notes Include: There was not a lot of actual talking about the show Riverdale due to, y'know, the state of everything and everyone.
Find us on the internet if you need someone to talk to, either on Socials or through our Email. Have a Great Week, Be Kind, Check Underneath your Bed for Bombs before You Fuck, and Don't Fuck By the First 5 Episodes of the 6th Season of Riverdale!
Our Socials: Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Tuesday Nov 12, 2024
ARRTI 114: Warehouse Clearance Sale(S6:E5)
Tuesday Nov 12, 2024
Tuesday Nov 12, 2024
Tasting Notes Include: Creation, Destruction, Science, Fuggin, Paradoxes, and Jugheads Bad Writing
Go follow us on the internet(if you dare) or email us! We like the ladder form of communication better! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Don't Sleep Walk into Parallel Universe, and Don't Fuck By a Sausage-Based Homunculi!
Our Socials: Bluesky/Twitter: @RiverdaleRuns / Insta: riverdale_runs
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Tuesday Oct 29, 2024
ARRTI 113: Are You The Space Weirdo?(S6:4)
Tuesday Oct 29, 2024
Tuesday Oct 29, 2024
Tasting Notes Include: Three Different Cheryls that are actually one Cheryl, Freaky Fridays, Hot Fangs, and Sabrina.
Come find us and follow us on the internet(if you can find us) or reach out to us directly via email! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Dabble in the Occult, and Don't Fuck By Witches!
Our Socials: Twitter/Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Insta: riverdale_runs
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

Tuesday Oct 15, 2024
ARRTI 112: Would You Drive 2 Hours to go to Chaz-E-Cheddars? I Would(S5:3)
Tuesday Oct 15, 2024
Tuesday Oct 15, 2024
Tasting Notes Include: Fire, Brimstone, Deals, Devils, Evil, Souls, and More Deals.
Follow our meager attempts at Social Media on Instagram and Bluesky, or (preferably) email us!! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Go Make a Deal with the Devil No Way Could Wrong, Be Kind, and Don't Fuck by The Fires of Hell!
Our Socials: Twitter/Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Insta: riverdale_runs
Our Email: arrtippod@gmail.com