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Welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It (ask your parents) a comedy podcast where Matt’s Mom, and Matt’s Friend watch an episode of Riverdale, have a couple of drinks, and then explains it to Matt, who has never seen the show in his life! Tune in every Tuesday for goofs about the Archieverse!
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Tuesday Mar 22, 2022
Tuesday Mar 22, 2022
Hey everybody, welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week We just talk about how amazing the 2001 movie Josie and the Pussycats is. That's it. We are so excited to be back doing this dumb show, and we are excited to fall down the flight of steps that is inevitably going to be the back half of season 3 of Riverdale! If you liked this episode, tell us how much you liked it on Twitter, or if you are a little more old-fashioned send us an email! We would love to hear from you! Have a great week, remember that CPR is done to the beat of "Staying Alive" by the Beegees, and Don't Fuck by a Letterkenny Live show!
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Tuesday Feb 15, 2022
Tuesday Feb 15, 2022
Hey everybody! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 3 Episode 11 of the show that is definitely not a noir all the time but this time it is, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: Archie gets drunk and tries to kill Hiram and fails, Veronica hires Jughead to find out who shot her dad, Jughead figures out that F.P shot Hiram to be safe and also be the sheriff, Betty proves that Penelope poisoned her husband way back when, Turns out sheriff Mineta who can get it is still alive and porking Hermoine and also planning on framing F.P for shooting Hiram, and the serpents destroy all the fizzle rocks and get everybody within a 5-mile radius high a kite! We love everybody that listens to this podcast, follow us on Twitter, send us an email, try adding some garlic powder to your grilled cheeses sometime it's really good, and Don't Fuck in A Cabin Up North!
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Tuesday Feb 01, 2022
Tuesday Feb 01, 2022
Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It, this week we cover Season 3 Episode 10 of the show that has a monster box, Riverdale. Episode Highlights: Archie walks back to Riverdale from the Canadian Wilderness just to get tripped up by the SAT's, has a few panic attacks, breaks up with Veronica, and goes back to prison lifestyle, Alice steals Betty's money for the Farm and Betty has to talk to her bad daddy who manipulates her to hang out with him because he sucks, Fangs has made it into the inner Garg circle and Jughead makes a plan to catch him and when they do it turns out to be Gerald Petite, They capture him and question him but then Fangs and Sweet Pea kill him on accident, to fix their paranoia Jughead throws a party, that party is then broken up by the new Sherrif...F.P., Lastly Hiram gets shot and the farm buys the Nun Hole with Betty's money. Thank you for listening to us this week, we love you all. say hi to us on Twitter or say hiiiiiiiii to us via our email. Have a great week, add a little heavy cream to your eggs it's really good, and Don't Fuck on Doctor's Office Paper.
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Tuesday Jan 18, 2022
Tuesday Jan 18, 2022
Welcome back to ARRTI everybody! This week we cover Season 3 Episode 9 of the show that is ruled by Tyler, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: Archie gets cool scars and a haunted brain in the woods, The Nun Hole Kids are too much for the Coopers to handle and Alice wants them to go to the farm, Hiram puts pressure on Veronica to pay protection money, Veronica tries to short Hiram and fails, Jughead puts the Serpents on the straight and narrow or else they are kicked out of the gang, Fangs sells fizzle rocks and Jughead gives him a pass, Cheryl and Toni do a crime to Hiram and call out Jughead when he tries to kick them out, Jughead then kicks them and Fangs out and gets back what Cheryl and Toni stole and then gets hired by Veronica to be bodyguards, Betty tries to get the Nuns to flip on Hiram but they don't and instead kill themselves, After the mass Nun death the Nun Hole kids are split up between the good parents in Riverdale but they get nabbed by Edgar Evernever.
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Tuesday Jan 04, 2022
Tuesday Jan 04, 2022
Welcome back and Happy New Year everybody! This week we cover Season 3, Episode 8 of the show that has themes that don't age well, Riverdale!
Episode Highlights: All Vixens besides Cheryl have seizures, Archie and Jughead go to the "Jones Yard", Betty breaks out of the Nun Hole with drug-addled teens, Cheryl is CC'd on secret school board emails, Penny tries to shank Archie which makes Jughead go back to Riverdale, and Archie into the Canadian wilderness, G&G was birthed in the Nun Hole, Cheryl, and Veronica Maple-board Penelope to get answers about the gargoyle king and Hiram's plan, Hiram wants to be the King of Riverdale, The RROTC becomes the army and fails coup class.
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Tuesday Dec 21, 2021
Tuesday Dec 21, 2021
Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It, this week we cover Season 3 Episode 7 of Riverdale, the show that is nothing but bad D&D encounters. Episode Highlights: Jughead and Archie ride the rails, find a creepy farm with a hot girl and an abandoned town with Gargoyle runes, and find out that Hiram owns the town because he's making everybody build his prison that also makes fizzle rocks, Veronica moves out because she's sick of all the crimes and stuff that her parents do and then does a crime to keep Pops afloat, Betty wants out of the nun hole but only after she figures what the deal is, she figures out that Hiram is dosing the patients with fizzle rocks, after that she tries to escape through the secret gay tunnel but its bricked up and they force-feed her fizzle rocks. Hit us up on Twitter or our email if you liked the show! Have a good week, Be Kind, and Don't Fuck on fizzle rocks!
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Tuesday Dec 07, 2021
Tuesday Dec 07, 2021
Welcome back to to Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 3 Episode 6 of The CW show that runs away from criminals, Riverdale. Episode Highlights: Archie gets his infected stab wound stitched up by the coroner prince and then goes after the kids at shadow lake, Veronica gathers evidence of coercion by Sheriff Mineta, Jughead gets handcuffed to a fridge, and then goes to interrogate Joaquin about the Gargoyle Gang, Betty tries to accuse all the adults that played on Ascension Night that they know who the Gargoyle King is, Betty then goes home to Alice and then gets attacked by King Garg, Alice says that Betty is the reason the house is no longer safe so she ships Betty off to the sisters of quiet mercy while she goes to the farm, and finally Archie and Jughead run away from Bad Daddy Hiram. If you liked this week's episode make sure to tell us either on our Twitter or through our email! Have a great week, water your plants, and Don't Fuck By A Gargoyle King!
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Tuesday Nov 23, 2021
Tuesday Nov 23, 2021
Hey everybody, welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Thorugh It! This week we cover Season 3 Episode 5 of the show that gets better sometimes, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: Veronica finds out about the fight club and decides to break Archie out, Betty assembles to B(etty) Team consisting of Reg, Josie, and Kevin, Betty sends the B(etty) Team to some parent investigation that goes poorly, Betty tries to enlist a crazed Jughead to join their mission, Jughead instead creates a G&G module around the real-life breakout which does not help Betty at all, Archie is put up against Mad Dog who he tries to bring with him but Mad Dog is too big for escape tunnels and instead holds off the warden's guards, After the successful getaway Warden Norton kills himself because he failed his quest that aligned with Jugheads module, And to top it off the B-Team minus betty starts their own G&G game. Thank you for listening to this week's episode! Follow our Twitter and tell us how we are doing! If you have something longer to say, email it to us! Have a great week, Be Kind and Don't Fuck, and Get Branded!
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Tuesday Nov 09, 2021
Tuesday Nov 09, 2021
Episode Highlights: Betty asks her mom a deeply personal question about her past and she says, "Shut up and yes". All the parents of the main cast went to detention together, made unlikely friendships, found a creepy RPG that they then got hooked on, found another group playing the same game(Also the parents of the main cast), and decided to join the two groups. They all then proceeded to get violently high, except for Alice who was given the choice to flip for her fate with the chalices, saw the gargoyle king; who then killed their principal. Back in the modern-day, Betty confirms the story and goes to tell Jughead at the bunker, but he's already too far gone. If you liked this week's episode, let us know on Twitter or through our email! Have a good week, fold your laundry, and Don't Fuck in or around a Hall(Anthony Micheal or otherwise)!
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Tuesday Oct 26, 2021
Tuesday Oct 26, 2021
Welcome everybody to A Riverdale Runs Through It... NIGHTS!! This week we get winded talking about Season 3 Episode 3 of the show with the most sets of narrative stairs ever, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: Farm comes to school, Veronica opens the speakeasy, Archie becomes the new Mad Dog, Veronica gets framed for Jingle Jangle, Jughead plays G&G to get the rule book, Betty confronts her mom about spilling secrets to the farm cult, Veronica finds Hiram's drug lab and uses it as blackmail to get more money out of him, and Ethel tries to drink the poisoned fresh-aid and is sent the hospital. Follow us on Twitter and say Hi! or if that's not your thing, we have an email you can use to say Hi! We love the fan mail and the interactions we have been having, and it warms our hearts to know people actually listen to this dumb show we do. Have a great week, and FOR REAL DO NOT FUCK IN OR BY A BUNKER!!
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