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Welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It (ask your parents) a comedy podcast where Matt’s Mom, and Matt’s Friend watch an episode of Riverdale, have a couple of drinks, and then explains it to Matt, who has never seen the show in his life! Tune in every Tuesday for goofs about the Archieverse!
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Tuesday Jul 19, 2022
Tuesday Jul 19, 2022
Hello and welcome back to the only podcast about McChickens on the internet, A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 3, Episode 18 of the most punchy show on the CW, Riverdale. In this episode, Jughead puts on his Sherlock hat backward and has to have everything spelled out for him, Veronica tries to fuck Archie again and gets him into a Punch fight night, Betty chains her mom to the fuck bunker bed and tries to reprogram her from the farm and Toni becomes the new mole for Betty.
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Find joy where you can, join a boxing gym or something, and as always Don't Fuck By Sleeping Dog!
Tuesday Jul 05, 2022
Tuesday Jul 05, 2022
Hello and welcome back to the most culty podcast out there! This week we cover Season 3, Episode 17 of the show that makes rash decisions out of nowhere, Riverdale! This week, Jughead goes rouge with the junior sheriffs. Archie gets the L&L kids out of L&L and takes them to Punch Camp. Veronica tries to save her parent's relationship with fish and a prison, and Betty FINALLY talks to Edgar Evernever. Find joy wherever you can, have a great week, get a little treat you haven't had in a while, and for the love of God Don't Fuck By A Punch.
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Tuesday Jun 21, 2022
Tuesday Jun 21, 2022
Hello and welcome back to the most Morbin' podcast on the airwaves, A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover ANOTHER MUSICAL EPISODE. Jughead burns his childhood home to the ground while everybody else breaks up and makes up all in the span of an episode! Also, the whole town is a cult now, so that's cool.
If you want to say hi to us on the internet, do it over Twitter @RiverdaleRuns, or send us an email at arrtipod@gmail.com
Have a great week, dig up an old tome that gives you the secret to the perfect casserole, and please for the love of God, Don't Fuck By A Morbius!
Tuesday Jun 07, 2022
Tuesday Jun 07, 2022
Welcome back once again, to a show about a show called A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 3 Episode 15 of the show that takes us on more rollercoasters than Disneyland, Riverdale! Episode Highlights include Archie doing many Big Punches to his would-be killers, Jughead confronting his mom about doing the whole drug thing and her owning up to it right away, Reg wanting to be paid and Veronica refuses but gives him his car back, and then breaks up with him, Cheryl and Toni also break up and Cheryl changes the course of the school year by demanding that she be Heather from Heathers. Follow us on Twitter or email us because we love everyone who listens to this podcast! Have a great week, treat yourself with a small gift, and Don't Fuck in a Boxing Ring While A Fight Is Happening!
Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Tuesday May 24, 2022
Tuesday May 24, 2022
Hey there! Welcome back to the only Riverdale podcast where two out of the three hosts have watched Moonfall! This week we cover Season 3, Episode 14 of Riverdale, the show that loves child soldiers. Episode Highlights: There's beef between all three gangs, Archie takes in a kid who then turns around and stabs him, Veronica gets a hundred dollars off of her 75k by trying to appease her dad and Gladys and then hires the Pretty Poisons as muscle, Jughead makes the Serpents little baby sheriffs, and Betty tries to get Kevin out of the farm cult and then burns down her house. Hit us up on Twitter or email us to let us know you're alive and well! Have a lovely week, we love to bits, drink your Ovaltine, and Don't Commit Arson! Bye!
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Tuesday May 10, 2022
Tuesday May 10, 2022
Hey everybody! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 3, Episode 13 of the show that looooves brain damage, Riverdale! Episode HIghlights: Archie does some punching, Jughead tries and fails to recruit the ghoulies and then his mom does it for him, Alice drowns herself and sells the house, Veronica ends up owing her bad daddy 75,000 big ones because her bad mommy done went and sold his bad drug business. If we made you chortle or chuckle this week tell us on Twitter or email our HR department if you or anyone you know was hurt by the gutbusters we dealt out this week. As always, have a great week, wash your bed sheets, and Be Kind, and Don't Drown Your Mom!
Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Tuesday Apr 26, 2022
Tuesday Apr 26, 2022
Hello everybody! Welcome back to the only Riverdale podcast with Bees in microphones, A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 3 Episode 12 of this satanic panic fever dream known to some as Riverdale. Episode Highlights: Reg and Veronica pull a heist in which reg gets shot and is fine, Gladys is revealed to be the buyer of the fizzle rock empire, The former mayor and the former sheriff are getting married but first they have to finish Ascension Night, they do and realize it was a distraction to get them away from their kids, Moose and Kevin FINALLY have sex but then get hate-crimed by Moose's dad under the guise of the gargoyle king, and Josie and Archie make out a little bit. Follow us on Twitter and give us Riverdale-themed cocktail recipes, or send us a whole list of them to our email! Anyway, have a great week, sing to your plants to make them grow faster, and finally, Be Kind and Don't Fuck on dirty sheets!
Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Wednesday Apr 06, 2022
Wednesday Apr 06, 2022
Hey everybody! Welcome back to your regularly scheduled dose of madness! This week we recap Season 3, Episodes 1 through 11, with some help from a friend! This episode is full of big punch, bad notes, and gunkers and gargoyles! Please check out Movies with Mikey over on the Filmjoy youtube channel! After you are done consuming all of that content, tell us you did it by tweeting or emailing us! Have a good week, try to hike your local trail, Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By A Big Punch!
Filmjoy's youtube channel: www.youtube.com/filmjoy
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Tuesday Mar 22, 2022
Tuesday Mar 22, 2022
Hey everybody, welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week We just talk about how amazing the 2001 movie Josie and the Pussycats is. That's it. We are so excited to be back doing this dumb show, and we are excited to fall down the flight of steps that is inevitably going to be the back half of season 3 of Riverdale! If you liked this episode, tell us how much you liked it on Twitter, or if you are a little more old-fashioned send us an email! We would love to hear from you! Have a great week, remember that CPR is done to the beat of "Staying Alive" by the Beegees, and Don't Fuck by a Letterkenny Live show!
Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Our Twitter: twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Tuesday Feb 15, 2022
Tuesday Feb 15, 2022
Hey everybody! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 3 Episode 11 of the show that is definitely not a noir all the time but this time it is, Riverdale! Episode Highlights: Archie gets drunk and tries to kill Hiram and fails, Veronica hires Jughead to find out who shot her dad, Jughead figures out that F.P shot Hiram to be safe and also be the sheriff, Betty proves that Penelope poisoned her husband way back when, Turns out sheriff Mineta who can get it is still alive and porking Hermoine and also planning on framing F.P for shooting Hiram, and the serpents destroy all the fizzle rocks and get everybody within a 5-mile radius high a kite! We love everybody that listens to this podcast, follow us on Twitter, send us an email, try adding some garlic powder to your grilled cheeses sometime it's really good, and Don't Fuck in A Cabin Up North!
Our Twitter is: www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns
Our Email is: arrtipod@gmail.com