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Welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It (ask your parents) a comedy podcast where Matt’s Mom, and Matt’s Friend watch an episode of Riverdale, have a couple of drinks, and then explains it to Matt, who has never seen the show in his life! Tune in every Tuesday for goofs about the Archieverse!
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Tuesday May 23, 2023
Tuesday May 23, 2023
Oh boy everybody we are talking a lot about ALF in this one. Episode Highlights: Jughead does a three-round duel with the B Double Dubs, Veronica goes to New York to cavort with Katy Keene and discovers her dad has a disease, Archie helps his mercenary daddy uncle frank fight a man trying to kill them, Betty and Alice go on a hunt for compromising videos of students at fancy school and find out that donna is the real mastermind behind Mr. Chipping's death, and lastly Cheryl and Toni along with Kevin and Fangs get revenge on Nick St. Clair for what he did to Cheryl. That's it for this week friends! Follow us on the interwebs and email us your favorite ALF quotes. Have a great week, find joy where you can, join a club or something, and DON'T FUCK BY A BARE KNUCKLE BOXING MATCH!
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Tuesday May 09, 2023
Tuesday May 09, 2023
MOM IS BACK EVERYBODY! This week's Highlights include: Betty being a Quiz Queen, Archie demotes Former Keller to make his daddy Uncle Frank the foreman and oops turns out he can't run a company from high school, Veronica and Cheryl corner the chemistry teacher to make sure their rum is 51 percent different than bad daddy's rum, Jughead creates the brown hood for his baxter brothers story and it makes me so mad. Now that the show is better you can resume following us on social media, and emailing us if that's more your style. Alright, that's it, short and sweet. Have a great week, find joy where you can, don't cross the WGA picket line, and Don't Fuck on a Quiz Show!
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Tuesday Apr 25, 2023
Tuesday Apr 25, 2023
The last episode of Josie and the Peachy Keene's is upon us friends, here's (kind of) what happened: Katy gets into Parsons School of Design, K.O moves to Philly to do the Punch Camp, Josie actually sings the songs she wrote in a band with a record label, Jorge saves his block from Hiram Lodge, and Pepper opens the Pepper Plant for all of her friends to work out of. Thank you all for bearing with this series, we will be back to our regularly scheduled program in two weeks with the second half of season four of Riverdale! Have a great week, watch this show its great, and Don't Propose in Public!
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Tuesday Apr 04, 2023
Tuesday Apr 04, 2023
This week on Josie and the Peachy Keene's: Katy makes a dress for the princess that she home-wrecked (awkward), and she completes a side quest to get an internship to make her dreams come true, but it is not as easy as she thinks. Jorge semi-comes out as a drag queen to his dad who doesn't fully support it because Jorge gets jumped by thugs while in drag, He puts together a rally to raise awareness for said jumping with Buzz and then has a threesome with him and his hot fireman boyf. Josie tries and fails to get her EP out but Alex suggests getting the Pussycats back together, they hold auditions but the new Pussycat is not what Dadbot has in mind. Pepper runs a grift on Alex and zandra that ultimately backfires when her madame/con artist partner makes off with her money and then has Twitter beef with her ex-wife. hit us up on Twitter and Instagram or even our email if you so choose! Have a great week, find joy where you can, see the D&D movie, and Don't Propose in Public!
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Tuesday Mar 21, 2023
Tuesday Mar 21, 2023
Back at it again! We are going through another 3 episodes of the surprisingly good show Katy Keene! The gang goes through katy's breakup, a heartwarming polar vortex, and a mystery of Katy's parents! Shit gets wild, and if yoyu want to talk about it with us on the internet hit us up on there, or email us about it! Have great week, find joy where you can, craft spells and potions for the upcoming revolt, and PLEASE Don't Propose In Public!
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Tuesday Mar 14, 2023
Tuesday Mar 14, 2023
Hey! Don't tell Mom but Jim and Matt are going OFF THE RAILS! This is a limited series where Jim watches The Charles Whitlock Original, Katy Keene! This is a (surprisingly good) show about some twenty-somethings, and a seventeen-year-old high school dropout chasing their dreams in the BIG APPLE! Katy wants to be a big-time fashion designer, Jorge wants to strike gold on Broadway, Pepper wants to open a high-end social club, and Josie wants to be a big-time rockstar! If all goes to plan there should be two more episodes of this thing for your ears so stick around! We are still on social media under our usual handles, and our email will be the same! Have a great week, find joy where you can, practice some martial arts to hone your body into a weapon, and PLEASE Don't Propose In Public Spaces!
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Tuesday Feb 28, 2023
Tuesday Feb 28, 2023
Well gang, they weren't lying about ANYTHING. We keep up the theme of not wanting to talk about Riverdale and instead talking about good media. Hit us up on social media! We love internet friends. If you are too cool for social media and just do emails, we have one of those too! Matt and his Mom will be on a cruise so we are taking a month off to do that, so you guys get to rest and recover from the 2nd hand insanity of this show! Have a great month, find joy where you can, cook a nice meal for yourself, and Don't Fuck by A ROCKET!
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Tuesday Feb 14, 2023
Tuesday Feb 14, 2023
Veronica makes her fathers rum the same but different, Football sucks and we hate it, Archies Uncle gives Monroe drugs to play the game even after he got beat up by fancy school, Betty does some digging for some dirt on fancy school and she finds out that Jughead is in the stupid secret society, and Jughead got into Yale! That is it for this week! Follow us on the internet or email us if you so desire! Have a great week, find joy where you can, take up a new hobby, and Don't Fuck by a Rum distillery!
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Tuesday Jan 31, 2023
Tuesday Jan 31, 2023
This week, Archie disregards therapy and fights with F.P., Jughead finds his forest pee-paw who actually sold the BBU to F.J Dupont. Meanwhile, Veronica puts on one last rager in front of a college recruiter who LOVES IT and Betty deprograms herself(?) from the farm's hypnosis with help from Charles. Oh, and it turns out Penelope was gaslighting Cheryl from inside the walls of ThistleHouse so that means that Jason gets a Viking funeral I guess. Hit us up on our Socials or our Email! We have shirts! Be Kind, find joy where you can, study the sword, and Don't Fuck by a Viking Funeral!
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Tuesday Jan 17, 2023
Tuesday Jan 17, 2023
Everybody gets healed by the school's guidance counselor...except Archie. That's it, that's the whole episode. If you want to reach out and say hi on the internet, either on Instagram or Twitter OR our email! Have a great week, find joy where you can, try out an eye patch, and see what your friends think, Be kind, and Don't Fuck by Therapy.
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