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Welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It (ask your parents) a comedy podcast where Matt’s Mom, and Matt’s Friend watch an episode of Riverdale, have a couple of drinks, and then explains it to Matt, who has never seen the show in his life! Tune in every Tuesday for goofs about the Archieverse!
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Tuesday Oct 24, 2023
Tuesday Oct 24, 2023
Well, it took a few weeks and multiple seasons but WE'VE MADE IT TO THE END OF SEASON! These are the episode highlights: Everyone completes high school, Archie joins the army because of his haunted brain, time capsules are opened and also made, Everybody breaks up and goes to college with the vow that they will return to Pop's, nobody returns to Pop's except for jughead which makes him sad. Everything is only going to get crazier from here but only after Matt endures the back half of Season 4 and also reads Lily Reinhart's poetry book. In the meantime, follow us on socials or email us some cool rocks you found! Have a Great Week, Find Joy where you can, look longingly at old pictures, and become inspired to join the army, and Don't Fuck by an Army Bus!
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Tuesday Oct 10, 2023
Tuesday Oct 10, 2023
The penultimate episode is upon us and it's a split decision on whether or not it was a good episode not. We'll let you decide, here's what happened: Jughead and Betty find out that it was indeed Chick and Chuck doing the murders, but they also reveal that it was Jellybean making the videos to keep Jughead home, Veronica and Hermosa topple their Bad Daddy, Archie punches Uncle Frank and is healed from all Dead Dad related trauma, and Penelope kills the entire Blossom family so that Cheryl can take over the business. Tell us your thoughts on the internet! Or if you want to share a secret email us! That's all for now, have a great week, find joy where you can, make some creepy videos with VHS tapes for as long as you can before someone catches you, and Don't Fuck a Victim Impact Statement.
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Tuesday Sep 26, 2023
Tuesday Sep 26, 2023
Hey gang! Sorry we've been away, but we are back now! In a turn of events, we are ending the season 4 storyline that got cut because of...some stuff...before Matt does his recap. So here's what happened: Jughead and Betty do some investigating on the VHS tapes and find an underground film festival where only snuff films and sex tapes are played, they infiltrate and fail to figure out who the director is and they end up getting someone killed, Veronica finds the song Archie wrote for Betty which leads to her playing in the speakeasy, then they break up at prom when Archie reveals that he wrote that song for Betty. Archie goes up against K.O. Kelly for a chance at Punch School and loses, Cheryl and Toni break up because Cheryl is Cheryl, but they do get to be prom queens so that's nice. We are on the internet! Follow us on the platforms we are bad at! Also, we have an email, you can send us things! That's It! Have a great week, find joy where you can, watch the movie Climax and tell us what you think, and Don't Fuck a Sharknado!
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Our email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Tuesday Sep 05, 2023
Tuesday Sep 05, 2023
Here we are...at the end of another season of Riverdale, here's what happened: Mr. Honey cancels prom for some of the gang, the gang lobbies to get prom back, Honey then cancels prom for everyone, the gang gets the parents involved who then get prom back on, Honey makes a VHS tape threat that is seen through by Betty, Honey get fired and goes to work at Fancy School. While all of this is happening Jughead is writing a story to try to get into college, and it ends with a cliffhanger of a sinister VHS tape of people in masks, killing Mr. Honey. We are on the internet! Hit us up! Or email us if you want! Either way we love you all! Have a great week, find joy where you can, get something on your amazon wish list, and Don't Fuck a person named Chuck(sorry Chucks)!
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Tuesday Aug 15, 2023
Tuesday Aug 15, 2023
Here we are, folks, at the penultimate episode of Season 4 of Riverdale. The show is scrambling is tie up loose ends and we hate every second of it. This episode consists of Archie and Betty edging each other before cutting things off, Jughead follows a lead on the VHS tapes and instead finds a dirty VHS market that Principal Honey looks at I guess, Veronica gets mixed up in the selling of alcohol to college kids business that Hirame cleans up, and the tickle vids get shut down by Principal Honey. Follow us on the internet to see our high school portraits, or hit us up via email! Have a great week, find joy where you can, make sure to tuck and roll, and Dont Fuck your neighbor who you also have had a crush on since you were in elementary school. Bye!
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Tuesday Aug 01, 2023
Tuesday Aug 01, 2023
Wow, what a lousy variety show episode we have here gang. This time, Riverdale does terrible things to the concept of Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Archie can't keep his gob shut or off of Betty's gob, and jughead won't do his homework because it's boring so he watches tapes instead. If you watched this episode and want to continue the lament we started hit us up through the internet or our email! have a great week, find joy where you can, eat some overnight oats, and Don't Fuck with Hedwig and the Angry Inch!
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Tuesday Jul 18, 2023
Tuesday Jul 18, 2023
Oh boy gang, this shit is getting worse and worse. So much so that Jim brought a soundboard to spice things up, all that happens in this episode is Jughead revealing that he isn't dead(gasp), then picks apart the fancy school kids and beats the crap out of BWW. Follow us on Twitter or Instagram or email us your soundboard app recommendations. Have a great week, find joy where you can, and Don't Fuck inside a locked room!
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Tuesday Jul 04, 2023
Tuesday Jul 04, 2023
Welcome back, everybody! Surprise JUGHEAD IS STILL ALIVE WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED IT! This whole episode is all about making the preppy kids spin out about not being able to frame Betty for their murder of Jughead and it almost works. Betty and Archie start to fake hookup behind Veronica's back, everyone we haven't seen in a while has some feelings, and Donna tells Brett to rip open the casket at a funeral.
Follow us on the internet wherever you find rage about mediocre TV or email us about how convinced you were about Jughead's death. Have a great week, find joy where you can, blow some shit up, and don't hide under the bed while your best friend and girlfriend make out to trick people into thinking you're dead!
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Tuesday Jun 20, 2023
Tuesday Jun 20, 2023
So Jughead is totally dead and you can't convince us otherwise. The Scooby Gang tries to get their stories straight and then proceeds to not stick to them, F.P. doesn't know how to ping phones or conduct a search party, and there's a real thing called devils breath that they decided to google and put in this episode. Seek us out on social media or send us an email! Have a great week, find joy where you can, support the WGA, and Don't Fuck by a Bloody Rock in the Woods!
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Tuesday Jun 06, 2023
Tuesday Jun 06, 2023
Oh shit, y'all we are back yet again! Episode Highlights include: Veronica is now a party girl to deal with the fact that her daddy has a disease, Archie finally catches the bug that makes you wake up and want to do something with your life, Jughead and Betty try to crack the stonewall academy case wide open and then Jughead dies. Follow us on our socials or email us your murder boards! Have a great week, find joy where you can, try to run three small businesses at once while also going to high school, and Don't Fuck by a Murder in the Woods!
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Our email: arrtipod@gmail.com