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Welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It (ask your parents) a comedy podcast where Matt’s Mom, and Matt’s Friend watch an episode of Riverdale, have a couple of drinks, and then explains it to Matt, who has never seen the show in his life! Tune in every Tuesday for goofs about the Archieverse!
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Tuesday Aug 01, 2023
Tuesday Aug 01, 2023
Wow, what a lousy variety show episode we have here gang. This time, Riverdale does terrible things to the concept of Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Archie can't keep his gob shut or off of Betty's gob, and jughead won't do his homework because it's boring so he watches tapes instead. If you watched this episode and want to continue the lament we started hit us up through the internet or our email! have a great week, find joy where you can, eat some overnight oats, and Don't Fuck with Hedwig and the Angry Inch!
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Tuesday Jul 18, 2023
Tuesday Jul 18, 2023
Oh boy gang, this shit is getting worse and worse. So much so that Jim brought a soundboard to spice things up, all that happens in this episode is Jughead revealing that he isn't dead(gasp), then picks apart the fancy school kids and beats the crap out of BWW. Follow us on Twitter or Instagram or email us your soundboard app recommendations. Have a great week, find joy where you can, and Don't Fuck inside a locked room!
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Tuesday Jul 04, 2023
Tuesday Jul 04, 2023
Welcome back, everybody! Surprise JUGHEAD IS STILL ALIVE WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED IT! This whole episode is all about making the preppy kids spin out about not being able to frame Betty for their murder of Jughead and it almost works. Betty and Archie start to fake hookup behind Veronica's back, everyone we haven't seen in a while has some feelings, and Donna tells Brett to rip open the casket at a funeral.
Follow us on the internet wherever you find rage about mediocre TV or email us about how convinced you were about Jughead's death. Have a great week, find joy where you can, blow some shit up, and don't hide under the bed while your best friend and girlfriend make out to trick people into thinking you're dead!
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Tuesday Jun 20, 2023
Tuesday Jun 20, 2023
So Jughead is totally dead and you can't convince us otherwise. The Scooby Gang tries to get their stories straight and then proceeds to not stick to them, F.P. doesn't know how to ping phones or conduct a search party, and there's a real thing called devils breath that they decided to google and put in this episode. Seek us out on social media or send us an email! Have a great week, find joy where you can, support the WGA, and Don't Fuck by a Bloody Rock in the Woods!
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Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Tuesday Jun 06, 2023
Tuesday Jun 06, 2023
Oh shit, y'all we are back yet again! Episode Highlights include: Veronica is now a party girl to deal with the fact that her daddy has a disease, Archie finally catches the bug that makes you wake up and want to do something with your life, Jughead and Betty try to crack the stonewall academy case wide open and then Jughead dies. Follow us on our socials or email us your murder boards! Have a great week, find joy where you can, try to run three small businesses at once while also going to high school, and Don't Fuck by a Murder in the Woods!
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Tuesday May 23, 2023
Tuesday May 23, 2023
Oh boy everybody we are talking a lot about ALF in this one. Episode Highlights: Jughead does a three-round duel with the B Double Dubs, Veronica goes to New York to cavort with Katy Keene and discovers her dad has a disease, Archie helps his mercenary daddy uncle frank fight a man trying to kill them, Betty and Alice go on a hunt for compromising videos of students at fancy school and find out that donna is the real mastermind behind Mr. Chipping's death, and lastly Cheryl and Toni along with Kevin and Fangs get revenge on Nick St. Clair for what he did to Cheryl. That's it for this week friends! Follow us on the interwebs and email us your favorite ALF quotes. Have a great week, find joy where you can, join a club or something, and DON'T FUCK BY A BARE KNUCKLE BOXING MATCH!
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Tuesday May 09, 2023
Tuesday May 09, 2023
MOM IS BACK EVERYBODY! This week's Highlights include: Betty being a Quiz Queen, Archie demotes Former Keller to make his daddy Uncle Frank the foreman and oops turns out he can't run a company from high school, Veronica and Cheryl corner the chemistry teacher to make sure their rum is 51 percent different than bad daddy's rum, Jughead creates the brown hood for his baxter brothers story and it makes me so mad. Now that the show is better you can resume following us on social media, and emailing us if that's more your style. Alright, that's it, short and sweet. Have a great week, find joy where you can, don't cross the WGA picket line, and Don't Fuck on a Quiz Show!
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Tuesday Apr 25, 2023
Tuesday Apr 25, 2023
The last episode of Josie and the Peachy Keene's is upon us friends, here's (kind of) what happened: Katy gets into Parsons School of Design, K.O moves to Philly to do the Punch Camp, Josie actually sings the songs she wrote in a band with a record label, Jorge saves his block from Hiram Lodge, and Pepper opens the Pepper Plant for all of her friends to work out of. Thank you all for bearing with this series, we will be back to our regularly scheduled program in two weeks with the second half of season four of Riverdale! Have a great week, watch this show its great, and Don't Propose in Public!
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Tuesday Apr 04, 2023
Tuesday Apr 04, 2023
This week on Josie and the Peachy Keene's: Katy makes a dress for the princess that she home-wrecked (awkward), and she completes a side quest to get an internship to make her dreams come true, but it is not as easy as she thinks. Jorge semi-comes out as a drag queen to his dad who doesn't fully support it because Jorge gets jumped by thugs while in drag, He puts together a rally to raise awareness for said jumping with Buzz and then has a threesome with him and his hot fireman boyf. Josie tries and fails to get her EP out but Alex suggests getting the Pussycats back together, they hold auditions but the new Pussycat is not what Dadbot has in mind. Pepper runs a grift on Alex and zandra that ultimately backfires when her madame/con artist partner makes off with her money and then has Twitter beef with her ex-wife. hit us up on Twitter and Instagram or even our email if you so choose! Have a great week, find joy where you can, see the D&D movie, and Don't Propose in Public!
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Tuesday Mar 21, 2023
Tuesday Mar 21, 2023
Back at it again! We are going through another 3 episodes of the surprisingly good show Katy Keene! The gang goes through katy's breakup, a heartwarming polar vortex, and a mystery of Katy's parents! Shit gets wild, and if yoyu want to talk about it with us on the internet hit us up on there, or email us about it! Have great week, find joy where you can, craft spells and potions for the upcoming revolt, and PLEASE Don't Propose In Public!
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