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Welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It (ask your parents) a comedy podcast where Matt’s Mom, and Matt’s Friend watch an episode of Riverdale, have a couple of drinks, and then explains it to Matt, who has never seen the show in his life! Tune in every Tuesday for goofs about the Archieverse!
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Wednesday Jan 10, 2024
Wednesday Jan 10, 2024
Tony and Cheryl are fighting, There's a Syrup Baby in the Kitchen, Jughead gets visited by Mothmen, Archie tries and fails to create a fire department, Corporal Jackson gets woke, Veronica makes up random currency for shits and gigs and it blows up in her face, and there are also sooooo many bodies in the marsh. Go follow us on the internet or email us what you would pair with a maple syrup that had a body in it for 50 years.
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Tuesday Dec 26, 2023
Tuesday Dec 26, 2023
Hello All! Welcome back to the endurance test we put on our brains for Fun! This episode includes Tin Cans(for most of it), Sexy Mothmen(For All of It), Veronica breaking up with her Bad Chaddy, Archie and Betty fucking INSIDE THE SCHOOL THEY TEACH AT, Finding a Body in the Marshes, Building a Football Team in a cave with a box of scraps, and taking money from little kids and giving them a pop quiz because fuck 'em, and much more! Follow us on the internet or email us what you got for Christmas! Have a great week, Find Joy where you can, dabble in Carpentry, and Don't Fuck in a Marsh!
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Tuesday Dec 12, 2023
Tuesday Dec 12, 2023
Once again we trudge onward through the dreaded wastes of The CW's Riverdale. This episode includes Zoom Juice, Bad Sylvester Stalone impressions, Bad Raids, Even Worse Speeches, Very Specific Names, and Poor Decisions about Who Should Teach the Future of Riverdale. We are on the internet, come find us! Also, email us if you want to, we like it when that happens! Have a great week, Find Joy where you can, (don't) steal your friend's EpiPen and win a race, and Don't Fuck Your Adult Friends, BYE!
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Wednesday Nov 29, 2023
Wednesday Nov 29, 2023
We are on to Season 5 BAY-BEE!! The overarching theme of this episode is The Boys Are Back In Town. Tony is Prego, Le Bon Nuit is now the White Wyrm, Archie is back from the Army to revive the RROTC, Betty is back from the FBI to pack up the FBI Bunker, Veronica is stuck in a bad marriage with a dude named Chad, and Jughead has writer's block. We shall see what insanity occurs in this season of Riverdale but for now, tell us your predictions on the season over the internet or email us! That's all we have for ya, Have A Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Become a Hemmingway if you want, and Don't Fuck a Dude Named Glenn!
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Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Hey everybody welcome to the recap for Season 4 of Riverdale! Matt is a little manic this episode because he had to do a for real overseas punch camp! Nevertheless all of them episode are covered one way or another and we have some call outs for what could possibly happen in Season 5. Come at us with your own predictions either on thee internet or over electronic mail! That's all for now! Have a great week, find joy where you can, take a spontaneous trip somewhere nice, Be Kind, and Don't Fuck in an Army Bus!
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Tuesday Oct 24, 2023
Tuesday Oct 24, 2023
Well, it took a few weeks and multiple seasons but WE'VE MADE IT TO THE END OF SEASON! These are the episode highlights: Everyone completes high school, Archie joins the army because of his haunted brain, time capsules are opened and also made, Everybody breaks up and goes to college with the vow that they will return to Pop's, nobody returns to Pop's except for jughead which makes him sad. Everything is only going to get crazier from here but only after Matt endures the back half of Season 4 and also reads Lily Reinhart's poetry book. In the meantime, follow us on socials or email us some cool rocks you found! Have a Great Week, Find Joy where you can, look longingly at old pictures, and become inspired to join the army, and Don't Fuck by an Army Bus!
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Tuesday Oct 10, 2023
Tuesday Oct 10, 2023
The penultimate episode is upon us and it's a split decision on whether or not it was a good episode not. We'll let you decide, here's what happened: Jughead and Betty find out that it was indeed Chick and Chuck doing the murders, but they also reveal that it was Jellybean making the videos to keep Jughead home, Veronica and Hermosa topple their Bad Daddy, Archie punches Uncle Frank and is healed from all Dead Dad related trauma, and Penelope kills the entire Blossom family so that Cheryl can take over the business. Tell us your thoughts on the internet! Or if you want to share a secret email us! That's all for now, have a great week, find joy where you can, make some creepy videos with VHS tapes for as long as you can before someone catches you, and Don't Fuck a Victim Impact Statement.
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Tuesday Sep 26, 2023
Tuesday Sep 26, 2023
Hey gang! Sorry we've been away, but we are back now! In a turn of events, we are ending the season 4 storyline that got cut because of...some stuff...before Matt does his recap. So here's what happened: Jughead and Betty do some investigating on the VHS tapes and find an underground film festival where only snuff films and sex tapes are played, they infiltrate and fail to figure out who the director is and they end up getting someone killed, Veronica finds the song Archie wrote for Betty which leads to her playing in the speakeasy, then they break up at prom when Archie reveals that he wrote that song for Betty. Archie goes up against K.O. Kelly for a chance at Punch School and loses, Cheryl and Toni break up because Cheryl is Cheryl, but they do get to be prom queens so that's nice. We are on the internet! Follow us on the platforms we are bad at! Also, we have an email, you can send us things! That's It! Have a great week, find joy where you can, watch the movie Climax and tell us what you think, and Don't Fuck a Sharknado!
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Our email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Tuesday Sep 05, 2023
Tuesday Sep 05, 2023
Here we are...at the end of another season of Riverdale, here's what happened: Mr. Honey cancels prom for some of the gang, the gang lobbies to get prom back, Honey then cancels prom for everyone, the gang gets the parents involved who then get prom back on, Honey makes a VHS tape threat that is seen through by Betty, Honey get fired and goes to work at Fancy School. While all of this is happening Jughead is writing a story to try to get into college, and it ends with a cliffhanger of a sinister VHS tape of people in masks, killing Mr. Honey. We are on the internet! Hit us up! Or email us if you want! Either way we love you all! Have a great week, find joy where you can, get something on your amazon wish list, and Don't Fuck a person named Chuck(sorry Chucks)!
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Our email: arrtipod@gmail.com
Tuesday Aug 15, 2023
Tuesday Aug 15, 2023
Here we are, folks, at the penultimate episode of Season 4 of Riverdale. The show is scrambling is tie up loose ends and we hate every second of it. This episode consists of Archie and Betty edging each other before cutting things off, Jughead follows a lead on the VHS tapes and instead finds a dirty VHS market that Principal Honey looks at I guess, Veronica gets mixed up in the selling of alcohol to college kids business that Hirame cleans up, and the tickle vids get shut down by Principal Honey. Follow us on the internet to see our high school portraits, or hit us up via email! Have a great week, find joy where you can, make sure to tuck and roll, and Dont Fuck your neighbor who you also have had a crush on since you were in elementary school. Bye!
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Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com