A Riverdale Runs Through It

ARRTI 109: They Keep Not Lying!(S5 E11-19 Recap)

Tasting Notes Include: Matt taking Psychic damage, a surprising lack of lies, and an overabundance of side tangents.

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ARRTI 108: The Pee Paw Paradox(S5 FINALE)

Tasting Notes Include: Councils of Four, Jughead becoming a teacher again somehow, Betty becoming a real FBI agent, Hirame being forced out of town and then blowing up Archie's house, Cheryl seceding from the town(is that how that works?), Goulies doing more crimes and the Serpents are having none of it, Betty and Archie getting together as well as Veronica and Reg getting together, and a new casino because why not!

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AARTI 107: The Loofa Conundrum(S5:E18)

Tasting Notes Include: Alice's constant Haunted Brain, Musical Episodes, Veronica living with three men and Archie, Fangs, Toni and Tony, Britta living at Thornhill for reasons, Veronica and Archie breaking up, and Healing!

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ARRTI 106: H.M.I.C(Head Mothman In Charge) (S5:E17)

Tasting Notes Include: Mothman revelations, Mine Collapses, Head Bonks, Botched Hit Attempts, Fasting, Magic(?), and Maybe Finally Finding Polly. Come find us on the internet, if you dare...or email us! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Get real cool with the elements, and Don't Fuck By a Mothman Suit!

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ARRTI 105: Bingo's Band of Brother's Brigade(S5:E16)

Tasting Notes Include: Cheryl being the Living Saint of Bees, Betty being a fake Escort to trick truckers into telling her where Polly is, Jughead failing at the 12-step program and cornering Betty in the bunker, and Archie doing all his stuff off-screen. Hit us up on the internet or email us! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Do Stuff Off Screen, and Don't Fuck By A Terrarium Full of Bees.

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ARRTI 104: An Endless Shrimp Fried This Podcast(S5:E15)

We're back again with more psychological damage from The CW! This episode is a double-edged sword of being a Josie and the Pussycats Pilot which is amazing, but also the fact that we don't have that show right now is an affront to humanity. Josie bails on her world tour because her dad died so she has to return to the town that didn't recognize her talents to grieve. She gets the band back together and puts on a show at Pop's, realizes that's how the world should be, and goes on tour to all of her Dad's old venues while ALSO FIGHTING VOODOO! Also, Veronica does some Ponzi scheming. Please email us or at the very least hit us up on the internet. Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Fight some VooDoo, and Don't Fuck By Endless Shrim!

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ARRTI 103: Bruiser Studs Down Under (S5:E14)

Oh, here we go with this shit again. We are going back into the vignettes but this time it's the backbone to the most elaborate booty call in history. Cheryl makes Archie and The Bruiser Studs mine for Palladium which makes them go crazy, Betty goes full Coyote Ugly and does some morally and legally questionable things, and Jughead gets high one time which ends up with him getting rabies. Email us or find us on the internet! And as always, Be Kind, Find Joy Where You Can, and Don't Fuck by some crazy Portraits someone painted.

 

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ARRTI 102: Trains What Fuck(S5:E13)

Oh God, Oh No...we are back at it again. This episode has everything: A Dog with a man's name, PTSD, That Cayote Ugly thing, and stealing investors from Bad Daddy! Hit us up on the internet or via email(that one is preferred). Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where you can, Gather info on Truckers, and Don't Fuck by a pair of Hockey Pants

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ARRTI 101: There's No I in Team...(S5 Recap E1-E12)

Oh god, Recap time gang, the wheels just keep on turning. Matt slowly goes insane while recounting the first 11 episodes while Mom and Jim slowly nod along. That's it, that's the whole thing. Reach out to us on the internet if you want or via email if you're a cool kid! Have a Great Week, Find Joy where you can, Never watch this show all at once, and Don't Fuck By Palladium Mine!

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ARRTI 100: Its All The Way ALF

This time Mom and Matt come correct with a full season of ALF watched between them, and force Jim to relive his childhood trauma. Consensus... the show is bad. Thank you all so much if you've made it through all of these dumb episodes, including this one. We love everyone who listens to this show, and we still can't believe that people actually keep listening to our insane ramblings and screams for help. So thank you so much for enduring this show with us. Follow us on the internet or even better, email us! Have a great week, Find Joy Where you Can(its not in ALF), Try to pilot an alien spacecraft if you get your hands on one, and Don't Fuck in an ALF Puppet, PLEASE!

 

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