A Riverdale Runs Through It

ARRTI 8: How Is Babby Showered? (S1:E8)

Hello All! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week, Matt's Mom drinks an entire bottle of pink wine and Jim tries to keep her on track while she tries to recount Season 1, Episode 8 of the neon backlit acid trip that is Riverdale. Story Beats include: High School students go to a bar, Moose getting beat up real bad, and Kevin just being the best boy on television. You can request drinks for Matt's mom to drink by submitting them to arrtipod@gmail.com. Lastly, Please Be Kind, And Don't Fuck By A River!

ARRTI 7: F.P. Jones, The Man of Many Names (S1:E7)

Hello Riverheads! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This episode we cover Season 1, Episode 7 of The CW's flagship show Riverdale! Story beats include Jughead living under the stairs like an emo Harry Potter, literally everyone in the town looking for Polly, F.P Jones getting a job, and us trying to figure out what F.P stands for. You can contact us at our email arrtipod@gmail.com to suggest drinks for Matt's Mom to tank during the episode. Lastly, Be Kind, Vote for Joe Biden, And Don't Fuck By A River.

ARRTI 6: Hot Rectangle Dads and Mouth Pals(W/ Matt's friend Jim)(S1:E6)

Hello all! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! The podcast where, this week, Matt's Mom and friend Jim, watch Episode 6 of the well-known horny fever dream known as Riverdale. Story points include A very short talent show, Betty's sister in a Nun hole with buff nuns, and Archie being freaked out by a werewolf mask THAT HE OWNS! This episode is also special because ARRTI is now part of The League Of Friendly Jests! Go to theleagueoffriendlyjests.com to check out shows like Some story and verbal Yeet Machine! Also, you can contact us at arrtipod@gmail.com to tell us if we are funny or not. Lastly, Remember to Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By A River!

ARRTI 5: Betty's Hot Mug O 'Chup(S1:E5)

Hey all! Welcome to episode 5 of A Riverdale Runs Through It! We cover Season 1 Episode 5 of this sad poem wrapped in drama and deep-fried in coconut oil otherwise known as Riverdale. Story beats in this episode include Archie's playing hand being in jeopardy, Betty's got an interrodate with Trent, and Cherly can't stop sleeping in her dead brother's bed! Email us at arrtipod@gmail.com to suggest a drink for Matt's Mom to nurse while they record! And remember to Be Kind and Don't Screw By A River!

ARRTI 4: It's Jerry Hour! (S1:E4)

Hello All! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we cover Season 1 Episode 4 of the starchy water-covered, spider-infested drug trip that is The CW's Riverdale! Some plot points of this episode include, Cheryl being Cheryl once again, Kevin getting some kissing in, Betty's Dad finally getting to speak, and the reign of Geraldine The Kiss Witch ending and Archie being free of her clutches. Our email is arrtipod@gmail.com which is a place you can contact us to suggest drinks for Matt's Mom to consume during the show. We Love You, Be Kind, and Don't Screw By A River!

ARRTI 3: Archie Is The Kid from Strega Nona (S1:E3)

Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we take a slow jaunt through Season 1 Episode 3 of the wildly popular, not at all emotionally draining, hit show Riverdale! Story beats include Archie being some sort of pasta fiend, Betty, and Veronica getting together to commit light murder, and Jughead interrogating Dilton Doily: The man who collected so many twigs he became immortal. If you would like Matt's Mom to partake of a specific drink make sure to submit it to arrtipod@gmail.com or on twitter @RiverdaleRuns and we will shout you out!

ARRTI 2: Cheryl, The Spider Queen (S1:E2)

Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we go through Season 1 Episode 2 of the hit seminal classic, emotional roller coaster Riverdale! Story beats include Veronica trying to make up with Betty with a bunch of roses and a spa day, Archie keeps looking like Jason Blossom(the dead kid), and Cheryl is confirmed to be a spider in a human suit. If you would like to suggest a drink for Matt's mom to nurse during the recording send them to arrtipod@gmail.com and we will shout you out!

ARRTI 1: Fingerless Smithers (S1:E1)

Hello friends! Welcome to the first episode of A Riverdale Runs Through It (ARRTI) a podcast where Matt's mom watches an episode of the CW's Riverdale and then tries to explain it to Matt who has never seen the series! We make goofs along the way, so join us every Tuesday for this slightly unsafe roller coaster of a show. If you have any hard seltzer suggestions, send them to arrtipod@gmail.com and we will shout you out!